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DiurnalVampire -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:29:42 PM)
Wo, why im fake? I wont call someone after talking to them for 5 minutes online I dont make it a habit to beat the hell out of my boys Angel is my baby, and I dont force him to do anything that he might not like to make me happy I dont keep a harem of devoted sex slaves I wont meet someone passing through for a night of Kicks, real Dommes do that I dont accept tribute from random boys offering it for no good reason Lets see, im sure there are more. If anyone else can think of a reason I am fake, im open to suggestions. After al, I am dying to become a TWUE Mistwess DV

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:30:17 PM)
whines but that's where the wannabes and vanillas with kinks hang out

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:32:54 PM)
Well aren't we all just fakes and wannabies anyway?...let's roll

RobertCloud -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:34:12 PM)
I'm Fake because 1. I am a master that is overweight (even though I have lost 130 pounds on a diet of my own design and have fasted for as long as four days with only water and no food at all) 2. I am a master that likes to allow my slave to have a free mind and even talk back to me at times when I give a command as long as she knows I have the final say. 3. I am a master than allows a slave to discuss limits with me, but I allow them, I do not let her demand them of me. 4. I am a master that demands proof that a picture is not a fake, I have had too many people use fake pictures and turned out being completely different from their pics (even a couple that were MALE). 5. I am a dominant that calls myself a master... lol... well I only started calling myself a master after I had a slave beg to be mine. 6. I do not capitalize all pronouns when referring to myself and I prefer my slave use proper English and capitalize words that are supposed to be like her name and the word "I". GOD.. this list could go on and on...

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:34:35 PM)
actually, isn't a wannabee any macropod that isn't large enough to be considered a kangaroo and has not been given some other name???

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:44:17 PM)
hmm, I believe that is a wallaby and you would know that if you weren't so fake [sm=biggrin.gif]

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:48:42 PM)
im a fake sub because 1. I look too Domme 2. I dont call everyone Sir 3.I speak and think for myself 4.I HAVE limits 5.I dont give Blow jobs 6.I wont get my UM invloved in the lifestyle 7. I cant stand face slapping or humiliation 8. I dont enjoy being beat 9.I want to be treated like a queen 10. I dont answer all emails... lol damn i really am fake huh?

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:55:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster hmm, I believe that is a wallaby and you would know that if you weren't so fake [sm=biggrin.gif] i'm not either fake & i can prove it!! just that i was raised by blondes...

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:55:51 PM)
Oh no, I can't think of what UM is an abbreviation for...I must be a fake domley dom

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 1:58:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma im a fake sub because 1. I look too Domme 2. I dont call everyone Sir 3.I speak and think for myself 4.I HAVE limits 5.I dont give Blow jobs 6.I wont get my UM invloved in the lifestyle 7. I cant stand face slapping or humiliation 8. I dont enjoy being beat 9.I want to be treated like a queen 10. I dont answer all emails... lol damn i really am fake huh? you are so fake, your fake is fake..... warning: blatant highjack follows: why are they called unmentionables?? where the heck did that ever come from anyway?

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:05:59 PM)
ROTFLMFAO...... my fake is so fake its fake............................ I dont know why they are called unmentionables probably because most couples prefer not to get their children invloved in the lifestyle......only reason i can think of

misspage -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:09:54 PM)
Let me see... 1. i don't post a picture, is it so hard for a girl to want folks to get to know her? 2. Oh i'm fat nods no place for that...with out even a clue the steps to make me healthy i choose. 3. I'm controlled by others who look out for my well being. 4. I don't do casual sex. 5. I don't have a web cam or nakied pictures. There isn't enough time in the day to list them all.

bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:25:43 PM)
Then I guess I must be a fake too because: 1) I call myself a slave and still have opinions 2) I'm not living with my Master 3) I live in Canada! 4) Can't tell the difference between subs and slaves

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:29:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs Then I guess I must be a fake too because: 1) I call myself a slave and still have opinions 2) I'm not living with my Master 3) I live in Canada! 4) Can't tell the difference between subs and slaves yep!! the fakest of the fakes live in Canada, everyone knows that....

missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:30:41 PM)
Im fake because * im british !!?!! * im too good looking to be real (give me a break) * my hair is curly

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:30:42 PM)
lol this entire site it a fakeapalooza...............lol

bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:31:29 PM)
lol but for long, be heading south of the border next month!

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:33:55 PM)
you can take a person out of Canada but you cant take the Canadian out of the person...............lol

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:35:04 PM)
ah ha! you're spying for the federal govt like me! welcome new member to Fakes Anonymous!

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:38:08 PM)
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one is supposed to know

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