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lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:11:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl zaps him with her cricket gun take that, dragon! hmmm...now i'm confused again: wouldn't a gun for shooting crickets be pretty ineffective on a dragon?

missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:16:59 PM)
not if it was a fake dragon, ya know a cricket in disguise

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:18:03 PM)
i see, the confusion occured when i forgot i was on the fake thread.....

missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:19:25 PM)
Aw jeeze i thought this was the twue slave thread, im in the wrong f'ing place again

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:22:22 PM)
down the hall & to the right

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:24:27 PM)
ya well if you werent such a fake you would know taht was funny....................................crying im going to tell my mommy on you.........your a big meenie....Runs off

missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:26:29 PM)
would that be the room where lots of doms / dommes are waiting for me to bring me back to life? [:D]

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:26:45 PM)
oh, god, no!!! don't tell Mommy...not that!!! i'll be nice.......

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:27:53 PM)
Good Afternoon, My name is Ms Jo and I'm a fake. I don't cam I don't do online domming I don't do phone domination I won't dom every sub wannabe that is in town visiting for a convention/family vacation (seriously the guy was on a FAMILY vacation and wanted to send the wife and kiddies to Sea World so I could come by and take a strap on to him WTF???) I use the words "Please", "Thank you" and have good manners I won't talk on the phone after a single line email stating U R Hottt! I won't call someone to prove I'm female I prefer to actually discuss something besides BDSM at times I don't wear leather, 6inch thigh high boots, and carry a whip 24/7 I won't just show up at someone's house/hotel room and beat the hell out of them. I won't show up at someone's hotel with a group of guys to gang bang some sissy I don't write emails/discuss on the phone what I would do if you were naked and kneeling at my feet right now. I look too innocent/pretty/hott to be a Dominant I won't kidnap someone, throw them in a cage and keep them captive for the rest of their life. I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet. thank you, I feel better now that I've confessed how fake I am.

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:29:48 PM)
*teasing from down the street..................nener nener nener you cant catch me.......[:'(]

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:32:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Good Afternoon, My name is Ms Jo and I'm a fake. I don't cam I don't do online domming I don't do phone domination I won't dom every sub wannabe that is in town visiting for a convention/family vacation (seriously the guy was on a FAMILY vacation and wanted to send the wife and kiddies to Sea World so I could come by and take a strap on to him WTF???) I use the words "Please", "Thank you" and have good manners I won't talk on the phone after a single line email stating U R Hottt! I won't call someone to prove I'm female I prefer to actually discuss something besides BDSM at times I don't wear leather, 6inch thigh high boots, and carry a whip 24/7 I won't just show up at someone's house/hotel room and beat the hell out of them. I won't show up at someone's hotel with a group of guys to gang bang some sissy I don't write emails/discuss on the phone what I would do if you were naked and kneeling at my feet right now. I look too innocent/pretty/hott to be a Dominant I won't kidnap someone, throw them in a cage and keep them captive for the rest of their life. I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet. thank you, I feel better now that I've confessed how fake I am. how many meets do you require before you will do that? just curious, mind you...

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:35:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma *teasing from down the street..................nener nener nener you cant catch me.......[:'(] very nice!! run from the crippled girl! now i'm gonna go tell your mommy!!!

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:39:12 PM)
not if i beat you there first.......................rotflmao......

kittensmailbox -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:42:46 PM)
i am fake because i refuse to move away from my family again...

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:43:55 PM)
quote: how many meets do you require before you will do that? just curious, mind you Which one are you inquiring about?

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:52:34 PM)
quote: I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet. quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: how many meets do you require before you will do that? just curious, mind you Which one are you inquiring about? whoopsie...forgot to highlight it...this one: I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet.

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:53:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma not if i beat you there first.......................rotflmao...... fake and mean...i'll just have to use my wit & cunning here....

azzmaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:58:35 PM)
I m not fake. I am the 1 n only azzmaster. My trusty dick is Thor, the best dick a guy ever had who is fake? those fakes who act like thats not true. but we "real" CM members realize they are just jealous so don't be fake! admit u daydream about Thor reamin u up the Hershey highway c'mon. u know u do... :) this is ur big change to de-fake urself

litleone8620 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:01:29 PM)
I am a fake because........ I don't have naked pictures, and won't sent them on request I don't give out my messenger ID's after the first e-mail I almost always don't respond to one-lined e-mails I don't call everyone Sir, or Master I don't obey every Tom, Dick, and Harry that chooses to grace me with his ignorance/stupidity in a badly worded/misspelled e-mail (wow, where did that agression come from?) And i'm a fake because, even though i identify myself as a slave, i have a mind of my own. Oh, the horror, the horror!

DominaRava -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:01:54 PM)
I am fake because.... I seldom post to the boards, I just lurk and read. I do not wear high heels. I do not 'do' fetish wear. I admit to being inexperienced in many BDSM aspects, but want to learn. I do not own my own home. I am not a high powered professional business woman. I want a slave to work outside my home and contribute. (If anyone gets to stay home, it would be me, and I do not.) I do not want to keep a slave in a cage 24/7. I do not want to tattoo obscenities all over a slaves face. I believe in cuddle time and shudder down time to relax. I am just confused and haven't learned the superiority of me. The list goes on and on....

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