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nyrisa -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:39:53 PM)
I am a fake because: 1. I am married but my husband allows me to seek a Dom. 2. Because I have no intention of leaving said husband to pursue a life of "true" submission, which of course can only be acheived by 24/7 submission. 3. Because I am not bisexual on demand. 4. Because I won't quit my job and leave my family as a sign of "true" submission. 5. Because I won't send naked pictures. 6. Because I won't perform sexual acts on webcam. my gosh....the list just goes on and on. I had no idea of the depths of my fakeness.

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:41:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Im fake because * im british !!?!! * im too good looking to be real (give me a break) * my hair is curly ruh roh...running for the iron to straighten my hair, which is also dyed...anybody who has seen me with the natural gray hair tends to start thinking about funeral arrangements for me....

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:42:22 PM)
wow there are so many of us spying for the federal govt on this site!

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:42:28 PM)
*sigh its ok none of us really did till we posted it on this thread...............samba and i will be hosting a Fakes Anomous this wednesday night i encourage all you fakes out there to join and offer support to your fellow fakes...

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:42:41 PM)
did I metion that this post is fake....none of your responses are even real....it's all a fake little illusion, fake, fake, fake, fake

LaTigresse -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:45:29 PM)
Does that make me someones bad acid trip delusion?

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:46:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster did I metion that this post is fake....none of your responses are even real....it's all a fake little illusion, fake, fake, fake, fake i always knew that, but i had hoped that the rest wouldn't learn it.....now you've let the proverbial cat out of the bag...trying to remember the proverb which speaks of a cat in a bag.....

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:46:59 PM)
yes, don't be shy admitting that you're a fake during our meetings ...paper bags aren't necessary

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:47:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Does that make me someones bad acid trip delusion? oh, no...you would definitely be a good acid trip delusion!!!

missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:48:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Im fake because * im british !!?!! * im too good looking to be real (give me a break) * my hair is curly ruh roh...running for the iron to straighten my hair, which is also dyed...anybody who has seen me with the natural gray hair tends to start thinking about funeral arrangements for me.... Mine arent long enough but i wonder if you could straighten your pubes?? Maybe sumthin to try in a bored moment. Wrong thread i know but just a thought.

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:49:41 PM)
lilsubl could it be "did you ever eat chinese and think its not pork or chicken but a fat siamese?" or "a cat in the bag is one less on my plate"

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:49:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Im fake because * im british !!?!! * im too good looking to be real (give me a break) * my hair is curly ruh roh...running for the iron to straighten my hair, which is also dyed...anybody who has seen me with the natural gray hair tends to start thinking about funeral arrangements for me.... Mine arent long enough but i wonder if you could straighten your pubes?? Maybe sumthin to try in a bored moment. Wrong thread i know but just a thought. methinks that the boundaries between these threads blurred hours ago....

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:50:29 PM)
acid trips are so fake...just another black op by the government to cover up our perception of their fakeness. all you women need to send me your naked pics so I can determine whether or not who are fake women...no?, damn my plan to start a fake humanitarian post to trick women into sending me nudey pics has failed.

LaTigresse -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:53:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Does that make me someones bad acid trip delusion? oh, no...you would definitely be a good acid trip delusion!!! Thank you very much. Though, I think that may be subjective depending upon whom you ask around here.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:54:25 PM)
Hydro, please look into this red dot for a moment flashes him with bright flash these MIB gadgets come in handy

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:54:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma lilsubl could it be "did you ever eat chinese and think its not pork or chicken but a fat siamese?" or "a cat in the bag is one less on my plate" ROFLMAO...but it tastes like chicken......

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 2:57:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl Hydro, please look into this red dot for a moment flashes him with bright flash these MIB gadgets come in handy Samba will you look at this red light for me?...flashes laser pointer at her Always wanted to test this, are you blind in that eye samba?

Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:02:33 PM)
*sings in the tune of cats in the cradle............. The cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon, the same place i eat everyday at noon...

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:05:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Attendedkarma *sings in the tune of cats in the cradle............. The cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon, the same place i eat everyday at noon... if you weren't such a fake, you'd be weally, weally funny!!!!! [:D]

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 3:08:41 PM)
zaps him with her cricket gun take that, dragon!

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