RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid!

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BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 10:40:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: texancutie Don't know about anyone else, but I would love some tea and crumpets.....well...better yet scones with devonshire cream and maybe a little lemon curd. Oh ME ME ME toooooooooooo!! I'll even do the troll if he brings hot scones, cream and lemon curd! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 10:43:30 AM)
Room 13, baby.... oh yeah! Giggity giggity... all right!

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 10:46:24 AM)
I will of course require proof of the promised goods........ ................... and I ain't talking about your trollinator appendages young man.

FukinTroll -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:00:45 AM)
The proof is in the pud'n!

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:27:20 AM)
No No No naughty troll! I want scones, cream and lemon curd, not puddin'! No getting laid for you! Hmmmpppphhhhhhhhhhh!!

FukinTroll -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:29:06 AM)
Pffftttttt.... Will you settle for torch scones with torches and a vicious whip?

SilverShadows -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:38:50 AM)
Can't we have both?

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:40:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Pffftttttt.... Will you settle for torch scones with torches and a vicious whip? pokes out pouty lip ummmmmm does it come with cream and lemon curd?

FukinTroll -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:42:02 AM)
Um... er.... sure!

SilverShadows -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:46:50 AM)
I perfer partly BBQed troll on my torch thank-you.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:47:41 AM)
[>:] eyes troll suspiciously

SilverShadows -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:48:36 AM)
Don't worry I'll protect you.

FukinTroll -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 11:48:49 AM)
Slurp!

Vendaval -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 1:43:02 PM)
An no need to go a huntin fer yer food, just smash it on the road with the Chevy pick-up. Dat way yer meat is all ready n tender-eyzed.

SweetSarijane -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 3:00:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Are you a fat guy named Ralph? That's who answered. Dammit! How the hell did he get loose again?! Last time I checked (3 seconds ago) I was still all woman [;)].

Llyren -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 3:30:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Pffftttttt.... Will you settle for torch scones with torches and a vicious whip? Now is that a sconce made out of scone, or are you actually going to expect us to eat wall fixtures with lemon curd. And will there be clotted cream? [sm=preen.gif]

LadyEllen -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 3:32:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Hi! I am new to the site and been trying to get laid for three whole days. I must say the site is very disappointing and I want my fuk'n money back. Before I get my refund what exactly can I do to get some action around here? Pleaze for the love of all things smutty and immoral tell me!!!! A good start might be to get your pants off, like you offered a while back on another thread! E

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 4:54:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl are you still upset that i haven't hopped on a plane to you? damn it, FT, i told you i would be there soon I only have about 70 more years to live. Can you hurry that ass up? that's not what you told me last night ...oops, i forgot - i wasn't suppose to mention that. sorry

mstrjx -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 5:19:17 PM)
Let's see.......3 days. Well, for me, it's March (probably for most of the rest of you as well, except I'm not too sure about the Southern Hemisphere, what say you CMer's from 'down under'?) A-ny-way...... I'm still trying to figure out whether 2007 will be a 'pass' or not. Jeff

HydroMaster -> RE: I'm a big fat wanker and can't get laid! (3/14/2007 5:35:29 PM)
To anyone that's just arrived I'm about to reveal a secret about getting subs on this site to respond to you. It's a powerful secret that was revealed to me once when I was very young to CM. The name of this wiseman has been lost to time but his words ring true to this day. Now kneel with me as I read from the black book of domdom...."And lo the phophet said, In order to set a female subie on this site to respond to your words you need............an act of God....... or the Gods depending on your beliefs. Good luck in getting the gods' favor children as it is your only hope. Only then will you have the power of the twue doms. Amen". Go now and mediate young dom wannabee and troll alike and heed these words.

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