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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 3:44:31 AM   
Vampyress33


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ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

I have known a lot of real men in my life. Not phoney internet make believe puffed up profile males but most normal everyday guys. And to a one, I can never recall one saying "Man, I'd like to tag a Barbie?"  Just about every man I have ever met likes their women with curves.

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?


You've already gotten the answer.. as to what i was going to say. it's because what we hear in the media that men want.  As well as stated in their profiles.   We get just as fustrated as men do in searching sometimes... at least i know i do.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 3:56:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		Gee, i feel so Barbie today.   
Bar·bie  [bahr-bee]   -noun
One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman or girl.

Oops, i think i'm going to Barbie.
Bar·bie  [bahr-bee] -verb
To fall forward, as from having too heavy a top; bosom; pitch; tumble down.




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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 4:01:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		because we come across the "Occasional Dom" that looks at the profile picture and says well i want an active fit and healthy person.
Well have i got news for that dipshyt...
yep bigger girls can actually be in better health and fitness than the small big boobed lil blondies out there. most times a bigger girl has better control over her life and what she puts into her body, where as the lil bimbo starves herself to stay thin.. "Oh i'm a size ZERO" if your a zero.. then doll ya don't exhist!

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 4:20:33 AM   
krys


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Status: offline 		I haven't ever felt the need to point out that I am not Barbie.  Of course, I have never felt the need to point out that I am not a GI Joe, a Transformer or a Teenage Mutuant Ninja Turtle either.  It seems everything requires a warning label these days.  So be it...

Attention Men - women are not Barbies.  They do not have gravity proof impossible physical endowments that remain unchanged for over 50 years. 

Attention Women - men are not Kens.  They do not all come with a Malibu Beach House, convertible and tuxedo to match the wedding dress you already have.




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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 4:25:26 AM   
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So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?

Well I am not much into Barbie, that bitch has everything but the parts I want to use.


Lmao.....Scooter does not care for skinny women for one reason. His comment" I'd break them". Trust me on this, he would.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 4:27:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		I wouldn't necessarily go that far.  I'm not small, but I'm not big either.  I have very good control over both my life and my eating habits.  It all depends upon the person, not the person's weight.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 4:30:33 AM   
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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 4:33:58 AM   
krys


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ORIGINAL: pattayonacracker

because we come across the "Occasional Dom" that looks at the profile picture and says well i want an active fit and healthy person.
Well have i got news for that dipshyt...
yep bigger girls can actually be in better health and fitness than the small big boobed lil blondies out there. most times a bigger girl has better control over her life and what she puts into her body, where as the lil bimbo starves herself to stay thin.. "Oh i'm a size ZERO" if your a zero.. then doll ya don't exhist!


Wow - this is so many different kinds of ugly at once I don't even know where to start.  Let me see if I understand this, you are offended by men with a shallow body image of women if they are big, that's bad?  But your incredibly nasty prejudiced depiction of thin women as "lil bimbos" and zeros is perfectly ok?  I'm getting a sense that its not your dress size that men find unattractive. 


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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:03:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Perhaps if the men who go online looking for Barbie-doll types looked a little more like Ken, the whole thing would be a little more palatable.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:07:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: pattayonacracker
yep bigger girls can actually be in better health and fitness than the small big boobed lil blondies out there. most times a bigger girl has better control over her life and what she puts into her body, where as the lil bimbo starves herself to stay thin.. "Oh i'm a size ZERO" if your a zero.. then doll ya don't exhist!


That's pretty offensive and you seem to make a lot of assumptions.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:47:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

I have known a lot of real men in my life. Not phoney internet make believe puffed up profile males but most normal everyday guys. And to a one, I can never recall one saying "Man, I'd like to tag a Barbie?"  Just about every man I have ever met likes their women with curves.

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?


No, guys don't go around proclaiming they want to fuck a barbie doll because it sounds stupid....But trust me we do say things like:

I would like to fuck:
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/show-213/21/

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All of these women...

Not one fatty in the bunch....I can't recall any of my friends when sitting around and discussing the type of gals we would like to bang ....ever discussing the wonderful merits of cellulite!!!...So yes, the photos have been retouched and yes, Beyonce and Selma Hayek probably have cellulite...

But when it comes to discussing with my friends, who are down to Earth type of guys,what type of women we would like to "fuck the snot out of" we definitely prefer someone who is "FIT" and sexy.

And no, this is not a fantasy...I will not date someone who is overweight.


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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:52:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		But Domiguy... fit women don't have time to fuck.  They're spending all of their time not eating or puking up the little they did eat.  And don't forget the time for root touch ups to maintain their long, luxurious golden locks

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:54:53 AM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		True, but I have found that them barfing up their "Slim Fast" makes for a quick and handy lube.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:57:35 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Well...I think the new fad is to chew the food, but not swallow it.  You could use the spit out food as a lube too.
I'm not a blondie so I can't confirm this.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 5:58:44 AM   
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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 6:00:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sounds like you've got a lot of blonde hating going on there.

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 6:01:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SirDiscipliner69

Actually Barbie is anotomically way off scale...perhaps 72dd?

I would not turn down an opportunity to discover just how Barbie would differ though

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how she differs:

She has no orifices including her mouth... she has no nipples...her fingers & toes are fused together & rigid

I believe that pretty much renders the bitch to be useless

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 6:03:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Speaking of the perfect woman....Katylied....No brain...Just a mouth,tits...ass? and maybe a pussy in those sweats?

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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 6:03:18 AM   
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RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" - 4/13/2007 6:05:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SirDiscipliner69

Actually Barbie is anotomically way off scale...perhaps 72dd?

I would not turn down an opportunity to discover just how Barbie would differ though

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I would think that the only difference that you would encounter is that Barbie is made of a hard plastic where the majority of your other dates have to be blown up.

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