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Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 8:16:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ready4srvce4all I had a great question, but after reading Mikal talking about screwing, I lost my train of thought. Any advice on how to keep my mind focused, even amongst the talk of sex? Yes. Think about Roseanne Barr in a thong.

Bonafied -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 8:22:36 AM)
The only thought about Roseanne Barr my mind would not violently reject would be as an example of how effectively a women can diminish womanhood.

diz -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 10:06:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: diz has just noticed change in thread...... so i can screw you now? wooooooohooooooooooooo Well... what better way for me to do the research I have been needing to answer your question about anal sex? i thought this was ask You, not ask me.? i am ready when you are.. all in the name of research You understand? [;)]

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 2:23:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: diz quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: diz has just noticed change in thread...... so i can screw you now? wooooooohooooooooooooo Well... what better way for me to do the research I have been needing to answer your question about anal sex? i thought this was ask You, not ask me.? i am ready when you are.. all in the name of research You understand? [;)] But of course it would. I will be strictly professional. I promise not to have fun.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 4:56:06 PM)
Hi, Gauge. i've got a question: why? dream

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 8:11:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Hi, Gauge. i've got a question: why? dream Well, it all started when something in space blew up. The rest, as they say, is anyones guess.

nyrisa -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 8:35:21 PM)
Hi, Gauge. What is your most secret, bizarre fantasy?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 8:40:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa Hi, Gauge. What is your most secret, bizarre fantasy? I want to stand in Gillian Anderson's (Scully from the X Files) garbage and have her pelt me with rotten fruit.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 9:37:50 PM)
Why are you so bitter about your wife? You loved her once... or was she a shotgun marriage type?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 9:41:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Why are you so bitter about your EX-wife? You loved her once... or was she a shotgun marriage type? I am not bitter really... but this is a question that I would rather not answer.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/26/2007 9:58:22 PM)
Ok. My bad. Want a cookie? [sm=flowers.gif] Soooo... on the lighter side... how much do you enjoy sex? Does it have to be 'kinky' sex (as defined by vanilla people)? Can you have just as good of an orgasm with missionary style sex? Or do you not consider such sex as being sex? If it's 'normal' for us to have kinky sex... is kinky sex now our vanilla sex, which would render so-called vanilla sex into kinky sex for us?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 10:19:18 AM)
whisling dixie

diz -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 11:08:59 AM)
Why does it take an apple a day to keep the doctor away?

ljcatt -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 12:28:24 PM)
What is the secret to life?

FullCircle -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 12:50:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ljcatt What is the secret to life? Errm going out once in a while perhaps.

diz -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:09:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 whisling dixie loves the way you whistle [:D]

ljcatt -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:09:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle quote: ORIGINAL: ljcatt What is the secret to life? Errm going out once in a while perhaps. are you kidding? if i go out something might eat me lol.

FullCircle -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:31:33 PM)
I'll hold your hand Ijcatt we'll brave it together.

lilsubl -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:35:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ljcatt What is the secret to life? 42 sorry, Gauge, i couldn't help myself...i slapped my hand away from the keys, struggled with myself, put a chokehold on me, wrestled myself to the floor & i still managed to escape from myself long enough to post this....

diz -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:36:38 PM)
lol

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