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ljcatt -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:54:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: ljcatt What is the secret to life? 42 sorry, Gauge, i couldn't help myself...i slapped my hand away from the keys, struggled with myself, put a chokehold on me, wrestled myself to the floor & i still managed to escape from myself long enough to post this.... your exactly right....the secret to life is 42 lol

ljcatt -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 1:55:14 PM)
awww thank you fullcircle but who gonna hold my other hand and unglue my feet from the floor? hehe

FullCircle -> RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! (6/27/2007 2:15:19 PM)
I have some fear solvent and two hands. (edited for fontial reasons i.e. the font went funny.)

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/28/2007 8:22:42 PM)
quote: Want a cookie? Definitely. quote: how much do you enjoy sex? About as much as a good blowjob. quote: Does it have to be 'kinky' sex (as defined by vanilla people)? Can you have just as good of an orgasm with missionary style sex? Or do you not consider such sex as being sex? If it's 'normal' for us to have kinky sex... is kinky sex now our vanilla sex, which would render so-called vanilla sex into kinky sex for us? Sex is sex is sex. I can enjoy it many ways. The kink element is not always needed but I will not be upset if it is always there either.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/28/2007 8:24:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: diz Why does it take an apple a day to keep the doctor away? Not a lot of people know this but Johnny Appleseed was a serial killer that preyed specifically on those in the medical profession. So, if you were a doctor and saw an apple... wouldn't you run the other way?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/28/2007 8:26:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ljcatt What is the secret to life? To not get soggy in milk.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/28/2007 8:27:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: ljcatt What is the secret to life? 42 sorry, Gauge, i couldn't help myself...i slapped my hand away from the keys, struggled with myself, put a chokehold on me, wrestled myself to the floor & i still managed to escape from myself long enough to post this.... I understand. It's kind of like the way I hate the dancin' banana... you can't help it.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/28/2007 11:58:45 PM)
Why did you pick Gauge for a screen name?

diz -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 6:17:59 AM)
What do You do for a living?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 7:54:22 AM)
How do I discreetly inform you that I think Mikal and Diz are a tag team stalking duo?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 8:03:33 AM)
how many times have you been married?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 11:12:19 AM)
Oh MY! Add cuddleheart also!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 3:37:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Hi, Gauge. i've got a question: why? dream Well, it all started when something in space blew up. The rest, as they say, is anyones guess. hmm... alright, but i thought the answer was 'why not?'... shrugs [:)] [8D]

Raechard -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 5:31:59 PM)
Why can’t people park between the white lines?

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/29/2007 8:32:01 PM)
Why are the lines white? Why not neon blue or fuschia?

Raechard -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/30/2007 8:40:00 AM)
Why do wires such as earphone wires get tangled up when you leave them alone for five minutes?

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/30/2007 9:56:48 AM)
Gauge, you're slacking... how come?

Raechard -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/30/2007 9:58:45 AM)
How many questions will you answer in one session if we keep stacking them up while you are away?

nyrisa -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/30/2007 11:59:48 AM)
Gauge, I was cleaning the bathroom, and the big mirror fell off the wall and broke. Am I really in for 7 years bad luck? This is really scarey, because my luck in the past few months has already been extremely crappy. What can I do to avert malign consequences?

Raechard -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/30/2007 12:37:34 PM)
The seven years bad luck is a myth nyrisa there is no fixed amount of bad luck for mirror breakage. Instead the duration of bad luck is related to mirror size i.e. each 2” sq. area of mirror broken is equivalent to one year bad luck.

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