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Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:05:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact In that case, I only have 711 more posts to becoming a real person. I'll have to work on that. Edited to say, whoops, I forgot to ask a question. How would you suggest the best method would be to acquire that many posts so I can lose My 'fakeness'? Post many fakes and phonies threads accusing everyone here of being teenagers with severe acne problems looking for wanking material.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:14:01 PM)
quote: Can I give Helga the 900 number to call my question---which came first the chicken or the egg? This is actually two questions but seeing that I am a veritable plethora of information I am inclined to answer both. You can give Helga the 900 number to call. She will laugh at you and berate you for doing so because she is also Donald the stutterer. Ahhhh, yes, the age old question that has baffled sages and much more educated people than myself. Why then do I have the answer and they did not? Well... no one bothered asking me first. This is such an easy question to answer that its simplicity is what makes it complex. You see, the rooster came first. How do I know that? How else did the chicken get pregnant in the first place?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:14:18 PM)
so GAUGE when are you going to come over and show me the proper way of not posting ????

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:16:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pianogirl Oh wise and wonderful Gauge ..... will I ever be united with my Master? btw - tap tap tap ~wink~ That depends on who your master is and if he finds human grafting surgery appealing or if it is a hard limit for him.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:20:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle Dear Mr Gauge I’ve always been curious do men with beards wash their face in soap or shampoo? It’s something that has always perplexed me. I mean you wouldn’t wash your head in soap or your shaved face in shampoo but with facial hair it blurs the lines and I must know NOW!!! You seem to think that men with facial hair are dyslexic. You see, I have made the problem simple by shaving my head and thusly only actually needing one cleansing product. However this was not your exact question. I have never washed my face in soap or shampoo. I have always washed my face in the bathroom. I have washed WITH both products, but never in both.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:22:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 so GAUGE when are you going to come over and show me the proper way of not posting ???? I will use the Zen Masters way of answering this. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:24:25 PM)
so I guess you going down on me is out of the question too ????[8D]

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:28:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 so I guess you going down on me is out of the question too ????[8D] Zen Masters do not 'go down' on someone... They snarfle the pink taco of life!

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:53:21 PM)
whatever ............... I heard already heard you can talk the talk but can't walk the walk .......

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 9:58:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 whatever ............... I heard already heard you can talk the talk but can't walk the walk ....... Please rephrase this in the form of a question.[8\|]

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:12:03 PM)
Why did my BlkTallFullfig handle stop working/signing me on from the profile side? Is there an use it or lose it clause I missed?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:14:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam Why did my BlkTallFullfig handle stop working/signing me on from the profile side? Is there an use it or lose it clause I missed? My only guess is that they discovered that you are WhiteShortThin in reality.

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:20:08 PM)
ROTFL [sm=biggrin.gif] I knew someone would sell me out at some point damn it! M

KMsAngel -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:25:58 PM)
guage, i'm sensing some sparks between you and harleykitty. is this a subverted love that's being antagonistic to confuse onlookers? are you her weekend date? truly?

tenderfootmaster -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:27:40 PM)
When will Stan Marsh get his period?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:31:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel guage, i'm sensing some sparks between you and harleykitty. is this a subverted love that's being antagonistic to confuse onlookers? are you her weekend date? truly? The sparks you see are computer enhanced animation designed to look like sparks. No sparks were ever harmed in the making of this answer. Oh... she called me an "ass with ears." If there was a date betwixt she and I... well, let's just ponder the answer to that one.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:34:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tenderfootmaster When will Stan Marsh get his period? Although menstrual questions can be interesting I generally refuse to answer them due to the fact that PMS is a bitch... but since you asked: Stan Marsh will get his peri..... (Don't Stop Believing plays in the background)

tenderfootmaster -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:45:15 PM)
I love you guys!

litleone8620 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/21/2007 10:50:32 PM)
Gauge, where do you come up with such gems as "They snarfle the pink taco of life"?

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 11:03:38 AM)
Gauge, how many girlfriends have you had (excluding elementary school)? Any boyfriends?

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