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Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 8:00:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: diz am I allowed here?? That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 8:54:36 PM)
[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]Hey GAUGE [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif] why are you still here ???? [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 9:08:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]Hey GAUGE [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif] why are you still here ???? [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif] Because I'm not all there.

Sub03 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 10:03:20 PM)
If all of you isnt there, where's the rest of you?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 10:04:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sub03 If all of you isnt there, where's the rest of you? It was part of my divorce settlement.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 6:48:12 PM)
So, how's your day been? grins Y'know, it just occured to me... this is the perfect thread for trying out all those one-liners the Twue Dominates and the like are so fond of sending.... [sm=biggrin.gif]

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 8:53:00 PM)
Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )(@#$)(" ?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 9:03:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal So, how's your day been? grins Y'know, it just occured to me... this is the perfect thread for trying out all those one-liners the Twue Dominates and the like are so fond of sending.... [sm=biggrin.gif] Well, the cat has now attacked me four times. She seems to think I am a very large rodent that snores. Other than that, my day was just like any other day. I need the uneventful ones every now and again.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 9:07:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )(@#$)(" ? Nope, it is not true. My favorite pick up line kind of goes like this: Me: Hi. Want a drink? Yet Unknown Hot Female: Get lost loser. Me: Then I guess passionate anal sex is out of the question?

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 9:39:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )(@#$)(" ? Nope, it is not true. My favorite pick up line kind of goes like this: Me: Hi. Want a drink? Yet Unknown Hot Female: Get lost loser. Me: Then I guess passionate anal sex is out of the question? LOL....and I imagine that it works....about 1 in 100 times?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 9:42:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking Is it true that your favorite pick-up line is "Nice shoes....wanna' )(@#$)(" ? Nope, it is not true. My favorite pick up line kind of goes like this: Me: Hi. Want a drink? Yet Unknown Hot Female: Get lost loser. Me: Then I guess passionate anal sex is out of the question? LOL....and I imagine that it works....about 1 in 100 times? I'll have to use it 99 more times just to track its success rate.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 9:47:49 PM)
GAUGE are you really such a looser ?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 9:54:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 GAUGE are you really such a looser ? Yes. I am looser than most people that I know. In fact, I am so loose that I am frayed at the ends.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/23/2007 10:58:21 PM)
Do you ever sleep? I know I keep odd hours, but you're on before, during, and after I am. Oh, and have you considered getting your kitty some catnip to play with so you can sleep in relative peace?

diz -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/24/2007 2:01:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: diz am I allowed here?? That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave. and what if I refuse to leave?

soultoshare -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/24/2007 9:36:21 AM)
NO, NO, NO, GOOD GOD NO!!!!!! Don't get Alley hooked on catnip, you'll never get any peace! Everytime my little catnip-frenzied beasts get high, they are insane!!!!! They run around, over, and through everything!!! JUST SAY NO!!!! Unless you enjoy laughing yourself to the point of pain when your little dear runs headlong into things, or runs into the bathroom and takes a dive into the toilet....now THAT'S funny! Can't think of a question right now...sleep deprived! Maybe later.......

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/24/2007 10:50:21 AM)
quote: Do you ever sleep? I know I keep odd hours, but you're on before, during, and after I am. HA! My evil plan is working. I am actually a robot and require no sleep. quote: Oh, and have you considered getting your kitty some catnip to play with so you can sleep in relative peace? Sleep in relative peace? You mean I could sleep without my family waking me up at all hours?

lilsubl -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/24/2007 10:52:56 AM)
ooooh! ooooh! i have one...where do seedless watermelons come from? i mean, if there are no seeds, how do we get more of them?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/24/2007 10:53:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: diz quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: diz am I allowed here?? That really depends on your intentions. If you run around and throw large hunks of poo at the other people that post on the thread then I will have to ask you to leave. and what if I refuse to leave? Well, if you refuse to leave I will not do anything. You see, I is a smart dominate. Your refusal is a cry for punishment and I could think of no better way to punish you than to do nothing thusly thwarting your real desires and frustrating you even more.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/24/2007 10:54:01 AM)
you have family ?? I thought you were a clon from a Alien ???

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