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Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 3:34:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: litleone8620 Gauge, where do you come up with such gems as "They snarfle the pink taco of life"? Well, it all started when I was hit by lightning as a child. Then I was dropped on my head. Then I fell into a farm combine. After that I began to spew forth amazingly random tidbits such as that. I figure if I ever run out of little gems, I will try to recreate what started it all.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 3:40:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Gauge, how many girlfriends have you had (excluding elementary school)? Any boyfriends? I have never had many girlfriends, perhaps this is what is so wrong with me. I march to the beat of a different drummer... Abercrombie is his name I think (the drummer that is). As far as boyfriends... none.

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 3:44:26 PM)
Gauge will you ever be as big as the other gurus?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 3:49:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan Gauge will you ever be as big as the other gurus? No. But my strength is but the strength of 10 because my heart is pure.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:09:13 PM)
Gauge, do you like almonds? How 'bout cake? Do you like cake? If so, what kind? If not, why not? Are you domestically inclined? Do you separate your clothes by colour before washing them? Or do you just send them out to be washed? Do you make your own meals or...? How often do you bathe/shower/clean yourself? Do you use soap or shower jell? Do you use something different for the top of your head than the rest of your body? What are you going to do when/if you reach 3000 posts? Have you encountered the Domidong yet? Is there an equivalent Gaugedong?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:24:08 PM)
quote: Gauge, do you like almonds? Yes. And if they are Smokehouse almonds... all the better. quote: How 'bout cake? Do you like cake? If so, what kind? If not, why not? I love cake. I do not, however like icing unless it is either cream cheese or whipped cream icing. Butter icing turns my stomach. I am partial to German chocolate cake, but give me a lemon cake and I am putty in your hands... so to speak. quote: Are you domestically inclined? Well this is a loaded question. I am not a good housekeeper but I am neat enough to not be a slob. quote: Do you separate your clothes by colour before washing them? Or do you just send them out to be washed? You are supposed to separate your clothes? I do the light/dark thing... it has worked thus far. quote: Do you make your own meals or...? One thing that I cannot be accused of is not knowing how to cook. I am a very adventurous cook and I enjoy making all sorts of different things. quote: How often do you bathe/shower/clean yourself? Do you use soap or shower jell? Do you use something different for the top of your head than the rest of your body? I should charge on a per question basis. I bathe daily... twice if needed. Soap is my cleansing impliment. And yes, I do have shampoo that I use, but I really do not need it because I do shave my head... I need to update my photo. quote: What are you going to do when/if you reach 3000 posts? I will most likely set my apartment on fire. quote: Have you encountered the Domidong yet? Is there an equivalent Gaugedong? I have encountered Domidong... vile wretch that it is... and no, there is no Gauge equivalent of said talking penis.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:36:35 PM)
Thank you for answering... however, I feel that I must charge you for the cleaning of my screen if you decide to charge on a per question basis. Now, who's the kitty, and are you his/her/its servant or slave?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:44:18 PM)
quote: Now, who's the kitty, and are you his/her/its servant or slave? Her name is Alley and I rescued her from the local shelter. She has graciously allowed me to remain as Lord and Master of the house provided that I feed her, play with her, keep the litter box spotless and take her outside from time to time. Oh... I forgot... and pet her two, three or even four times a night when I am sleeping soundly. She has been a great source of joy for me and I could not have asked for a better companion.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:50:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Her name is Alley and I rescued her from the local shelter. She has graciously allowed me to remain as Lord and Master of the house provided that I feed her, play with her, keep the litter box spotless and take her outside from time to time. Oh... I forgot... and pet her two, three or even four times a night when I am sleeping soundly. She has been a great source of joy for me and I could not have asked for a better companion. That is sooo sweet! I suspected but didn't know for sure that you were capable of such warm fuzzies [:)]. I'm so impressed, I'll refrain from the yellow bouncing banana [:D]. What other niceties are you hiding?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:52:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Her name is Alley and I rescued her from the local shelter. She has graciously allowed me to remain as Lord and Master of the house provided that I feed her, play with her, keep the litter box spotless and take her outside from time to time. Oh... I forgot... and pet her two, three or even four times a night when I am sleeping soundly. She has been a great source of joy for me and I could not have asked for a better companion. That is sooo sweet! I suspected but didn't know for sure that you were capable of such warm fuzzies [:)]. I'm so impressed, I'll refrain from the yellow bouncing banana [:D]. What other niceties are you hiding? I am really just an old softie... but if you tell anyone I said that, I will deny it.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 4:56:08 PM)
You're not that old & softie is nice... gives something to grab onto during passionate moments [:)]. So, do you play the guitar, or just fake it? Are you in a band? Or do you do solo gigs?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:00:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal You're not that old & softie is nice... gives something to grab onto during passionate moments [:)]. So, do you play the guitar, or just fake it? Are you in a band? Or do you do solo gigs? I have played guitar now for almost 27 years. I am in a band and play bass. I do solo gigs because no one is brave enough to stick around to hear me play.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:06:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I have played guitar now for almost 27 years. I am in a band and play bass. I do solo gigs because no one is brave enough to stick around to hear me play. Spiffy! Soooooooooooo... I take it you have very nimble fingers??? big grin

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:18:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I have played guitar now for almost 27 years. I am in a band and play bass. I do solo gigs because no one is brave enough to stick around to hear me play. Spiffy! Soooooooooooo... I take it you have very nimble fingers??? big grin My fingers are so nimble that they are often mistaken for contortionists. I am not even sure what the hell that means.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:27:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge My fingers are so nimble that they are often mistaken for contortionists. I am not even sure what the hell that means. That means that you can make lady friends very VERY happy [:D]. Now, for the big question.... Who are those people and why are they eating your brain????? [:-]

thornhappy -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:28:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyMasterStephen quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath. I think the REAL response should be stated, "I will sit here with bated breath." Maybe he just had anchovies... thornhappy

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:29:24 PM)
quote: Now, for the big question.... Who are those people and why are they eating your brain????? I really, really, really wish I knew... although I suspect my ex-wife is involved somehow.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 5:36:24 PM)
can i be a twue sub if i snorted so hard reading this thread it scared my dog? i swear i did it in such a sexy manner.[sm=whiteflag.gif]

diz -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 7:20:53 PM)
am I allowed here??

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/22/2007 7:58:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne can i be a twue sub if i snorted so hard reading this thread it scared my dog? i swear i did it in such a sexy manner.[sm=whiteflag.gif] No, there is no such thing as a twue submissive. This really is no secret because there are threads all over Collarme having to do with this very topic. But scaring the dog was a nice touch.

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