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Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:14:02 AM   
ELUSIVE1


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This is by far the funniest message I have ever gotten...

'I can only assume that you read my profile and were interested in my penile implant  I have a surgically implanted, inflatable penile implant that does NOT go soft until I let it down. It is the joy of my life, and, hopefully, the joy of your life, too. I am sure that you have read and heard about them, so, if you would like to try one out, email me.'


In the words of Austin Powers'Should we shag now? or shall we  shag later??
what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??


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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:17:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Uh, I can only say that mine goes soft when YOU let it down, through various efforts,  and I was born with my penile implant. Of course, that was some years ago now, and perhaps I should check into some of the newer technologies.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:19:04 AM   
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"On your knees, slut, and smile like a donut."

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:30:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was in a chat room recently,when a guy pops in and asks"so how come I can`t find a lady who likes  11 inch back cock?

At 1st no one replies.Then ,he gets every kind of insult and dig , until the guy logged off.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:33:03 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		if I understand it a back cock is rather unusual, maybe that's why.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:33:45 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy
"On your knees, slut, and smile like a donut."


Oh.. I *like* that...


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ORIGINAL: Owner59
I was in a chat room recently,when a guy pops in and asks"so how come I can`t find a lady who likes  11 inch back cock?


Ummm.. because he's the biggest dick in the room?

*badumpdump*


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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:34:25 AM   
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"On your knees, slut, and smile like a donut."

Sinergy


I like that one.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:37:49 AM   
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I could go on for hours with all the ones I use.

I have a weird job.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:40:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		It’s just the image that last one conjures up that does it for me.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:43:06 AM   
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I know...

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 7:47:06 AM   
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"On your knees, slut, and smile like a donut."

Sinergy


gawd its been too long....that made me smile and twitch

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 8:04:34 AM   
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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 9:05:20 AM   
adoracat


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kitten.....who has been known to reply "i dunno, is that a real pecker, or are you packin rolaids?"

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 9:09:54 AM   
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"On your knees, slut, and smile like a donut."

Sinergy


Hahahaha.  That is the best.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 9:14:34 AM   
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quote:

In the words of Austin Powers'Should we shag now? or shall we shag later??
what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??


is this how they got the idea to name carpets "shag"?

LOL


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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 9:49:00 AM   
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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 10:15:32 AM   
ELUSIVE1


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"Do you fuck?"

I have actually gotten that same email....maybe the same dick???


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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 10:24:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		We'll have to check and compare notes .

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 10:31:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		some guy from india swaggers over to me at the grocery store, shirt unbuttoned down to his dick, and says in very broken english :  hey baby, don't you know me from somewhere?

lol....hmmmm....maybe the bad seventies movie he was watching got this reversed?....lol   should've pointed out to him that he left off the gold chains...lol

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 10:46:05 AM   
SuspendedInGaffa


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Status: offline 		One or two of these remind me of a Stephen Fry moment on Whose Line is it Anyway? The round was called "World's worst thing to say when meeting the Queen." Over to Stephen:

"Whoop some skull on that, bitch."

For those who don't know, Stephen Fry is a lovely, highly-intelligent and very well spoken chap, so the audience could scarcely believe he would come out with a line like that.


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