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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 10:52:38 AM

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but how are we both going to fit under that rock?

We’ll just both have to squeeze up tight against one another I guess.

No one ever say that in response?

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 10:54:04 AM

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By far my least favourite pickup line (which I've read all too often) is, "wot r u wearing irl?" My favourite answer was, "Sack-cloth and ashes."

I suppose, "Kneel bitch!....Would you like fries with that?" might come a close second...but sadly I made that one up.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 11:04:26 AM

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i was in a bar once and a big guy walked over to me and said with a straight face mind you "why dont you come sit on my face for awhile" which i politely but completely innocently answered him "Why is your nose bigger than your dick?" his buddy bought me a drink and then gave that poor guy shit for the rest of the night!

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 11:04:28 AM

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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 11:07:17 AM

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my other favorite is ........"Nice shoes......wanna fuck"?
lol

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 11:16:40 AM

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what's almost always worked for me, when i was single... when a woman just grabbed my hair and led me around

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 11:46:57 AM

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" Just a quick note to tell you cool pic of you and your kitty, smiles"

-now, i know that this is talking about an actual cat; but i never thought i'd ever had anyone say this to me

Well you really do have a pretty kitty ;)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 12:25:14 PM

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Another classic: "Nice boots - let's fuck..."

Really only works with netty-gawth girlz who are sooooo hawt OMG...

... just remind them "Corset first, then boots..."

And don't forget to wipe off using their Badtz doll. ;)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 12:59:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

" Just a quick note to tell you cool pic of you and your kitty, smiles"

-now, i know that this is talking about an actual cat; but i never thought i'd ever had anyone say this to me

Well you really do have a pretty kitty ;)

How many times do i have to tell you that I HAVE BOY PARTS, DAMMIT!!!

ps: the kitten is Ma'ams... and i will intelligently refrain from any euphamistic comments on Ma'ams kitty

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:13:01 PM

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what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??

Worst I can imagine is, "Let's fuck! My interests include blood play and rough anal sex. Oh, yeah, and I have HIV."

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:14:40 PM

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Worst I can imagine is, "Let's fuck! My interests include blood play and rough anal sex. Oh, yeah, and I have HIV."

now that's thinking positive

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:26:05 PM

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now that's thinking positive

HIV positive?

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:36:24 PM

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:38:22 PM

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and can I stroke it.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:43:28 PM

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what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??

So this IM came in this week, it was a person i'd been talking to when i found out i was pregnant by my ex-fiance... and this comes after no contact from him for 2 months..

superjerk (8/12/2007 4:23:10 PM): reconcile your relations with the dude from Florida?
subinside (8/12/2007 4:25:33 PM): nope
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:25:56 PM): how far along is your pregnncy, are you still looking?
subinside (8/12/2007 4:26:26 PM): i'm about 13 weeks and yes i'm still single
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:26:59 PM): so you are looking even though you are pregnant?
subinside_si (8/12/2007 4:27:09 PM): that's what my profile says, no point in not making myself available
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:29:45 PM): so you are still bangable and on the market
subinside_si (8/12/2007 4:29:54 PM): hmmm nice comment
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:30:09 PM): thank you
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:30:15 PM): you need it as much as I do
subinside (8/12/2007 4:30:23 PM): no, actually i don't, but thanks for the generous offer
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:30:41 PM): hey I,m in a horny mood...and being honest lol, sorry to be so unflattering lol

Needless to say, he's been blocked... lol even had i been craving IT... he's the last one i'd turn to.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 1:49:28 PM

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 2:09:49 PM

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what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??

Are you more Korean or more Jamaican? cuz I'm lookin 4 some asian persuasion...

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 2:30:07 PM

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Now----what are some of the lines you guys have heard from women (usually married, I find) trying to hit YOU up?

"I like those pants--even better what's in 'em" isn't exactly creative......

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 4:00:25 PM

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Now----what are some of the lines you guys have heard from women (usually married, I find) trying to hit YOU up?

Here's all of them:

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Still, never mind, eh?

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 4:52:35 PM

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what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??

So this IM came in this week, it was a person i'd been talking to when i found out i was pregnant by my ex-fiance... and this comes after no contact from him for 2 months..

superjerk (8/12/2007 4:23:10 PM): reconcile your relations with the dude from Florida?
subinside (8/12/2007 4:25:33 PM): nope
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:25:56 PM): how far along is your pregnncy, are you still looking?
subinside (8/12/2007 4:26:26 PM): i'm about 13 weeks and yes i'm still single
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:26:59 PM): so you are looking even though you are pregnant?
subinside_si (8/12/2007 4:27:09 PM): that's what my profile says, no point in not making myself available
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:29:45 PM): so you are still bangable and on the market
subinside_si (8/12/2007 4:29:54 PM): hmmm nice comment
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:30:09 PM): thank you
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:30:15 PM): you need it as much as I do
subinside (8/12/2007 4:30:23 PM): no, actually i don't, but thanks for the generous offer
superjerk (8/12/2007 4:30:41 PM): hey I,m in a horny mood...and being honest lol, sorry to be so unflattering lol

Needless to say, he's been blocked... lol even had i been craving IT... he's the last one i'd turn to.

"Block user' is such a beautiful tool...good that you saw his true colors now though...

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