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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 10:56:55 AM

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 11:08:12 AM

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Im not sure this counts as a "pick up line" per se, but it did make me laugh.....in my email this am ""I'm a bit of an exhibitionist with a strange fetish, do you want to watch me poo while I'm on my webcam? If your curious I have pics etc, so let me know.""
someone hold me back, Im not sure I can resist the temptation!!!
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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 11:31:48 AM

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Indeed! I actually encountered Stephen on a couple of occasions (my then job demanded that I mixed with the 'famous') and he struck me as being totally INCAPABLE of proferring such a monstrosity.

I am well shockered. Then again one learns everyday. And one is grateful for that.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 11:33:45 AM

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In the words of Austin Powers'Should we shag now? or shall we shag later??
what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??

is this how they got the idea to name carpets "shag"?
I wonder??? I have certainly gotten my share of 'rug burn' from shagging lol

LOL

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 11:36:05 AM

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 11:47:20 AM

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Hi...

i gotta say..reading this thread has made me feel better..i was afraid i was alone in getting such bizarre offers..Apparently not..

As to the "back".. cock..was that in place of..or in addition to i wonder..??..Could be a way to "double one's pleasure"..:)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 12:12:57 PM

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Indeed! I actually encountered Stephen on a couple of occasions (my then job demanded that I mixed with the 'famous') and he struck me as being totally INCAPABLE of proferring such a monstrosity.

I am well shockered. Then again one learns everyday. And one is grateful for that.

I should have added in Stephen's defence, kittinSol, that he adopted a loutish, swaggering persona for the purposes of delivering that line, and was in no way being 'himself'. A far better example of his wit could be found in the Alternative Definitions round of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, where he defined "countryside" as "to kill Piers Morgan"...

Re that "do you fuck", line, though, are you sure it wasn't part of a longer correspondence? E.g. you'd just sent him an email saying "I work in the field of particle physics and own the third largest ferret farm in Western Europe"?

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 12:14:30 PM

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~~fast reply~~

"Show me how kinky you can be..."

Of course, I was the person who used it (not online, but in person, and only once on a whim)

And it worked. Some guys are way too easy.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 12:23:36 PM

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I actually had someone come up to me in a bar, lick their fingertip, wipe it on my sleeve, and say "lets go to my place and get you out of those wet things before you catch cold". I laughed so hard at that one that i actually bought him a drink.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 1:02:14 PM

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 2:21:10 PM

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How back we go back to my place and you can watch the game thru a hole in my pants

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 2:26:46 PM

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 2:27:50 PM

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give me a complete physical description of yourself including bra size too

actual pick-up line from a dom here

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 2:30:44 PM

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I am not like the other men on here.
I am different, I am a real submissive!

Almost every man on here says that!

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 3:30:40 PM

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Re that "do you fuck", line, though, are you sure it wasn't part of a longer correspondence? E.g. you'd just sent him an email saying "I work in the field of particle physics and own the third largest ferret farm in Western Europe"?

I'm sure

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 3:38:22 PM

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"Do you come here often?"

...Yes, I actually said that. To a girl. We were standing at our mailboxes in the Post Office.

I couldn't help it. :)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 4:34:55 PM

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This is by far the funniest message I have ever gotten...

'I can only assume that you read my profile and were interested in my penile implant I have a surgically implanted, inflatable penile implant that does NOT go soft until I let it down. It is the joy of my life, and, hopefully, the joy of your life, too. I am sure that you have read and heard about them, so, if you would like to try one out, email me.'

In the words of Austin Powers'Should we shag now? or shall we shag later??
what is the worst pick-up line you ever heard??

You actually got an email in accord with the above?

(And if your answer is "Yes"...I would like to now personally dissavow all previous connections to the male sect).

(Of course, that would exclude any rights I currently hold as to masturbation...'cause...that's really fucking fun).

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 4:38:37 PM

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"Do you come here often?"

...Yes, I actually said that. To a girl. We were standing at our mailboxes in the Post Office.

I couldn't help it. :)

How cute!

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 4:40:11 PM

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Just landed fresh into my email basket:

"brat".

What the FUCK?!

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/18/2007 4:42:23 PM

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dont feel bad kittinSol, thats not near as bad as being called...an old hag.
I'll take brat anyday.

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