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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 6:36:10 AM

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Leave out the "bitch" and the approach of "No bullshit.. let's go fuck" worked VERY well for Me in My single days.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 6:45:05 AM

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here's another one i received from here -

so does your Daddy share his lil girl with others? i'll be a very good playmate

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 7:19:14 AM

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You are all just tearing me up here...some of these are so funny...reminds me of that Dropkick Murphys Song...'Kiss me...I'm Shitfaced..."

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe'
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a pitiful site
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monoganous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus x4]
this song reminds me of every guy that ever hit on me in a bar....

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 7:54:55 AM

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I'm a sex ninja, I'll be in and out before you even notice.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 7:57:17 AM

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I'm a sex ninja, I'll be in and out before you even notice.

LOL, that hit my funny bone!!!!

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 8:10:11 AM

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Well, the "Hey Bitch let's fuck" was a sociological experiment about pickup lines and bars.

Two testers - one male, one female - go into various establishments in the greater Indianapolis metro area, approach a patron (solo, not together) and solicit them with *only* that line. No other words are permitted.

Success was measured by how many would leave with them. Me, Paul Non-Poet and Nate would be out in the alley wearing lab coats and holding clipboards for interviewing the subject as to preferences and desires from said contact... and general demographics. Then they were dismissed.

And we'd be laughing our asses off.

Like I said, I'm not a nice guy... ;)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 8:17:56 AM

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My house is equipped with ramps for wheelchairs.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 8:37:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: instynctive

Leave out the "bitch" and the approach of "No bullshit.. let's go fuck" worked VERY well for Me in My single days.

Yep. I truly believe that it did.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 8:46:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: e01n

Well, the "Hey Bitch let's fuck" was a sociological experiment about pickup lines and bars.

Two testers - one male, one female - go into various establishments in the greater Indianapolis metro area, approach a patron (solo, not together) and solicit them with *only* that line. No other words are permitted.

Success was measured by how many would leave with them. Me, Paul Non-Poet and Nate would be out in the alley wearing lab coats and holding clipboards for interviewing the subject as to preferences and desires from said contact... and general demographics. Then they were dismissed.

And we'd be laughing our asses off.

Like I said, I'm not a nice guy... ;)

OMG! That is the funniest frigging thing!!!!! I would have to be very drunk to do that though. I clam up big time in bars.

I guess the worst pickup line I ever had was also my best from here on CM:
"I don't have time for timid women. You are probably a man anyway..."
LOL.. over 5 months later and we are the sappiest couple I know !
(*except maybe for those two lovebirds in Maine)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:12:48 AM

e01n

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Well, that was part of the fun... we were totally sober. The work was keeping a straight face throughout the interview portion... especially the measurement of various physiological elements...

That's how I know that the average is 6"... ;)

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:26:07 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: e01n

This one is iconic, and yet surprisingly effective:
"Hey bitch, let's fuck."

My brother-in-law found it highly successful at age 16, married my sister at age 20 ......
I am not sure they have fucked since their son was born.

Was that a successful cum on line??

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:37:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: e01n

"Hey bitch, let's fuck."

My version was the "Hey bitch, want a poke?"

Although I always espoused the 10% rule. If one asked 10 women if they wanted to go have sex, at least one would say yes.

Not being single for most of my adult life, I cannot say I have performed any empirical studies on this, but sometimes a person has to believe something.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:44:41 AM

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Hey babe there’s a cage hanging in my basement and it’s got your name on it.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:46:24 AM

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From 5 min ago on adultspace .. " i'd love to fuck you"

My response, 'i would LOVE intelligent conversation' ... no response as of yet {giggles}

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:49:57 AM

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quote:

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Hey babe there’s a cage hanging in my basement and it’s got your name on it.

Now that would work on me.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:53:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

Hey babe there’s a cage hanging in my basement and it’s got your name on it.

Now that would work on me.

Humm I'm sure I can change Alison to Aileen with some careful etching

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 9:55:31 AM

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I've been known to answer to bitch, if that helps.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 10:00:43 AM

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Retailer, I need another one of those standard Bitch cages you have and some matching restraints.

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 10:38:01 AM

Gwynvyd

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Hmm I have heard Are you from TN? Because you are the only Ten I see.

Lame!

Of course the "Hey Baby you wanna come back to my place?"

My usual response is Sure honey... but how are we both going to fit under that rock?

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RE: Worst pick-up line ever - 8/19/2007 10:43:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

I'm a sex ninja, I'll be in and out before you even notice.

Right there with you,FullCircle, although most of my dates say "Is that all?"

Sex Ninjas Unite!

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