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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 4:44:13 PM   
BlackKnight


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You know you came here to get laid, so let's do this!

Your in luck, the hottest thing in here left, and your right next to me.

You'd look really good, bound, gaged, and my cock up in your ass!

< Message edited by BlackKnight -- 10/2/2007 5:16:12 PM >

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:23:11 PM   
nyrisa


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:04:00 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:43:38 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 9:52:48 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 11:09:55 PM   
chellekitty


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 11:12:16 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		you have great hands....they would look much better bound above your head

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 12:59:59 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 5:58:41 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:02:44 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Sci....I like the first one...the second one...not so much.

*grins*

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:14:28 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		miss license and registration please

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:15:49 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		*flutters eyelashes*

Oh Officer, I'm so sorry, I must have forgotten it at home...can't you let it go just this once?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:17:39 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		lmao oh my god i heard that so many times lmao......ugh lol.

here kitty kitty kitty

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:19:40 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Sadly, that line still works to get me out of tickets....

*purr*

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:26:11 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		lol purring works on me just fine lol.

lets see a bad pick up line...hmmmmmmm

great dress that will look real good balled up on my floor.

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I'm the happy fascist slut.
awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
My heart 10-01-72 / 10-16-09


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:32:04 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:34:37 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		lol ooooooooo bad song lyrics lol.
lets see.  oh
it must be dark out cause all the stars are in your eyes

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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:35:56 AM   
MissHarlet


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Status: offline 		I havent had an erection in years ... but with you ... I know that wouldnt be a problem... want to help cure me ?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 7:37:58 AM   
MissHarlet


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Status: offline 		and yes I actually had that one tried on me ....stupidity is real !

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 4:34:47 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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