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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:32:03 PM   
cuffnspankme


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:34:07 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:35:50 PM   
cuffnspankme


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:39:38 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:39:57 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		rotflmao...now tha was funny......
so you want 12 inches?.......cool will 7 do

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:42:36 PM   
cuffnspankme


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 2:52:21 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:21:18 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:23:14 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		oh yea that ones always bad lol.....
ever seen footprints on a ceiling?......well your about to

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:24:25 AM   
TankII7871


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:38:11 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:40:07 AM   
scifi1133


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And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:41:08 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 5:42:39 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		rotflmao ooohhhhh thats just bad......lol

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:46:54 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:48:53 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:50:09 AM   
divi


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hey nice shirt wanna fuck ?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:52:33 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:54:26 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:57:29 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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Suck me bitch always works for me...

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