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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/3/2007 4:40:30 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		I rather like the plain and simple approach

wanna fuck ??

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 11:10:42 AM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 11:11:11 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 11:15:35 AM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 11:16:47 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		hi whats your name....well nevermind lets just fuck.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 11:33:51 AM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 2:07:24 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Your ass looks to be about a size "My cock".

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 3:59:00 PM   
iammachine


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Status: offline 		is that your protocol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:01:02 PM   
Lumus


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:17:19 PM   
iammachine


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Status: offline 		awww it's so cute

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:18:53 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		If I take my false teeth out before the oral you'll be on cloud nine!

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I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:36:23 PM   
iammachine


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Status: offline 		you'd make a sexy klingon! (i've gotten this one...)

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:39:13 PM   
BlackKnight


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Hell at conventions and special occassions where Klingons attend I scare Klingons!

< Message edited by BlackKnight -- 10/4/2007 4:41:22 PM >

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Life of Reason, Reason in Common Sense, Scribner's, 1905, page 284"
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:43:24 PM   
iammachine


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Status: offline 		(to a dom) I'd love to negotiate a scene with you, there's just something about you that really brings out my dominant side!

Ah, the joys of being a switch.


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:44:55 PM   
BlackKnight


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Status: offline 		wanna powerplay?

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'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.'
Life of Reason, Reason in Common Sense, Scribner's, 1905, page 284"
George Santayana

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 4:59:15 PM   
cuffnspankme


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 5:00:03 PM   
RazorJAK


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 5:56:23 PM   
Lumus


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I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 5:58:26 PM   
divi


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 6:06:13 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Mind if I check out your panties to see if they're Scratch 'n' Sniff?

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<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

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I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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