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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 7:59:17 AM   
divi


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Cum is good for the skin & hair
( made that one up but im sure someone has tried it lol )

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:01:41 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Well, actually, I think it has protein in it so it probably good for the hair.  God, I'm a nerd.

Do you have any Irish in you?  No....would you like some?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:07:07 AM   
divi


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Status: offline 		hungry?  Would you like some Italian sausage ?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:10:06 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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"Would you like to come in for coffee Doctor"
"I would love to"

They go inside.  Once inside, she turns to him and says,

"I'm sorry Doctor I don't have any coffee beans".

"Oh" he says as he turns to leave.

"Would you like a blowjob instead?"

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:16:47 AM   
divi


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in the movie duets goes something like this

How would you like to pay for this?
She says, I don't have any money but would be an honor and pleasure to suck your dick

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:26:55 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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It beats charging.

Hi...wanna be my baby daddy?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 8:29:26 AM   
GoldStallion


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(Fuck off / snigger / yeah / SLAP)

Come on, I have the rest of your family, yours and the dog will complete the set.



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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:17:57 PM   
nyrisa


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:24:50 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:30:58 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:42:11 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:52:50 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:53:59 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:57:03 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 1:58:24 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 2:02:44 PM   
cuffnspankme


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I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 2:21:27 PM   
nyrisa


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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 2:38:29 PM   
MistressK1964


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 2:58:12 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/2/2007 3:36:19 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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