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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:34:21 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:35:15 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:35:31 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:36:47 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:36:58 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:38:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female receives two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
 
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:40:12 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:44:18 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:44:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Muffin, you are the only girl I want to ever use a pickup line on me in a bar.  That was AWESOME.

Hypothetical: A rooster is fighting a cat.  Do you know who wins?  (no) Well, let's see.  You get the cat, I get the rooster... we'll meet at your place.  I'll bet my cock will pound your pussy, though.

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"The role of gender in society is the most complicated thing I’ve ever spent a lot of time learning about, and I’ve spent a lot of time learning about quantum mechanics." - Randall Munroe

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:47:16 AM   
DMFParadox


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:48:55 AM   
scifi1133


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here sit on santas lap and tell him what you want for christmas

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:52:58 AM   
hotmuffin


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Status: offline 		lmao Paradox thats so sweet  (btw never underestimate the prowess of a pussy against a cock lol)
 
i'm not trying anything, i always put my hands there
 
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 7:58:43 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 8:00:31 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 8:16:07 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 8:21:18 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 8:21:52 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 8:23:49 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 8:25:08 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:27:31 AM   
scifi1133


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