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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:45:29 AM   
cuffnspankme


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:46:36 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:50:10 AM   
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I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:54:45 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:56:45 AM   
cuffnspankme


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I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:59:02 AM   
scifi1133


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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 11:01:25 AM   
cuffnspankme


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I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 11:03:37 AM   
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And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 11:05:38 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 11:17:56 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 12:28:02 PM   
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 3:55:13 PM   
Lumus


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* "Your face or mine?"

* "You're hot, even if we aren't related.  Let's make us some one-headed babies!"

* "We're doing a national sperm taste test.  Blow me and tell me if I taste better than
    the last guy."

* "Your tits look sunburned.  Want some all-natural tanning lotion?"

* "If that ass is as tight as it looks, I might not even put the bag over your head."

* "I like pie."

* "It's not cheating if I cum, only if you cum."

* "Wanna help me put my bedroom furniture together?  It's real easy, just keep fitting
    Tab A into Slot B; only take a few minutes."

* "Let's go back to my place and play Bartender - I'll give you a 'Long, Hard Screw' if
  you give me a 'Blowjob'."

* "You've got the tongue, I've got the tongue depressor...let's play Dentist."


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:06:59 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:16:14 PM   
Lumus


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~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:46:44 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:13:54 PM   
Lumus


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<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 9:31:20 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:10:57 PM   
scifi1133


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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
My heart 10-01-72 / 10-16-09


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:23:48 PM   
cuffnspankme


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I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 10:30:33 PM   
scifi1133


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I'm the happy fascist slut.
awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
My heart 10-01-72 / 10-16-09


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