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Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 1:52:13 PM   
Damocles809


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 1:53:24 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:02:55 PM   
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:10:04 PM   
Damocles809


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:12:33 PM   
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Life of Reason, Reason in Common Sense, Scribner's, 1905, page 284"
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:19:03 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:21:13 PM   
BlackKnight


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:22:59 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:33:28 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 2:41:00 PM   
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George Santayana

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:05:33 PM   
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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:26:10 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:28:46 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:29:01 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:31:21 PM   
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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:32:32 PM   
earthycouple


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:33:10 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:33:59 PM   
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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:34:39 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:35:05 PM   
earthycouple


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this was actually said to me once...by the way

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