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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/9/2007 7:43:42 PM

chiaThePet

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Call her Sir in the midst of an intense exchange of devotion.

Buy her a weed-wacker for her birthday.

Tell her, "Yes, those pants do make your ass look big."

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/10/2007 4:12:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Tell her, "Yes, those pants do make your ass look big."

Or tell him "Yes, your gut does make your penis look small."

(I like to follow this up with a good hard belly slap.)

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/10/2007 7:39:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: batshalom

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Tell her, "Yes, those pants do make your ass look big."

Or tell him "Yes, your gut does make your penis look small."

(I like to follow this up with a good hard belly slap.)

Turn about is fair play, and being Bi, I am in total agreement.

Laughs, and only my penis jiggles, great, now I have to take care of that, thanks.

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/10/2007 8:15:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Here's a sample of some of his 35:
Convince Yourself You are the Center of the Universe
Criticize Early and Often
Never Be Grateful
Envy Everything; Appreciate Nothing
Don't Enjoy the Simple Things in Life
Treat The People Who are Good to You Badly
Treat the People Who are Bad to You Well
Keep Score
Remember That No One Else Counts
Know That You Don't Owe Anyone Anything
Do It Your Way
Be a Smart-Ass
Whenever Possible, Say "I Told You So"

Okay, I'm getting that book!

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/10/2007 8:24:32 AM

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I'd like to add to this horrific parade of often repeatable errors...

Never making time for the relationship. It's the all time greatest kyptonite of a relationship, hands down.

Sure, you can have all kinds of rational, sensible and understandable reasons for not having enough time for a relationship, but it all gets negated when you actually get INTO a relationship with some one. Then it all becomes invalid. I can see it happening AFTER you get into a relationship, but my view remains the same as well. Time is sacred.

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/11/2007 7:55:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: HalloweenWhite

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ORIGINAL: Aceton

Two Words: Long Distance

(Okay, not true for everyone, and every situation, but goddamn it can be a life waster.)

....Two more words.......here! here! (to the life waster comment)

I would prefer to think that I'm lucky enough to have met a wonderful woman with whom I'd happily spend the rest of my life, rather than that I'm wasting my life.

She happens to live several thousand kilometres away, true, but we've been lucky enough to spend a week or so together every 6-8 weeks. Work and family situations are not conducive to a move for either of us for a couple of years (I can retire in 2009

) and we are both focusing on making it work, rather than crying "woe!"

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/12/2007 3:19:23 AM

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The Dom finds on the AOL account another screenname, "Hotchick4all2use."

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RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship - 11/12/2007 10:07:12 AM

raneMJH

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Laziness, plain and simple
mixed up priorities, not putting the relationship first

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