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Hillwilliam -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/15/2012 6:43:59 AM)

Granted. Zombiecat is now eliminating all your mice.

The downside is that a fundamental religious cult springs up around the cat and now you have thousands of xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, mermaidphobic vegans speaking in tongues at the top of their lungs outside your house 24/7.

I wish these lenders would send me the money they owe me for price opinions.



outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/15/2012 4:23:15 PM)

Granted. However they paid in Rai stones via FedEx COD from Micronesia.

I wish I had a comely houseboy that can cook, etc. and old enough to have a sizable, stiff cock. As stock equipment (no grafting.)



amaidiamond -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2012 4:42:10 AM)

Granted - he is so distracted with caring for his large roosters stiff joints that he messes up dinner and you all get food poisening

I wish I won millions on the lottery and could provide my Sir with a life of luxury




Endivius -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2012 5:45:39 AM)

Your wish is granted. You win the Largest sum ever given in Berundi's National Lottery, a staggering $100 USD.

I wish I hadn't eaten that burrito earlier.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2012 6:35:42 AM)

Granted, you are now suffering from a nice case of food poisoning.

I wish I had a house down in Austin.



amaidiamond -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2012 10:39:42 AM)

Granted - Unfortunutly it has become home to a massive colony of roaches

I wish my knee was not hurting



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2012 7:02:25 PM)

Granted. You develop a toothache that is so intense you aren't even aware of your knee pain.

I wish my garage was clean and organized.



RemoteUser -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2012 9:47:18 PM)

Presto poofto, your garbage is now washed and neatly organized in your car and refrigerator.

I wish I could teleport.



kitkat105 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 2:09:41 AM)

Granted - you end up in an alternate vanilla universe where it is very boring.

I wish I had chocolate and lots of it.



SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 10:25:24 AM)

Granted! You are thoroughly gagged though and can't enjoy it...

I wish I had a clean house so I could relax for the rest of the evening



mnottertail -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 10:27:54 AM)

I have sloshed the gas and lit the match, the mess is gone, the hotel is booked on your credit card, they have a jacuzzi, enjoy.

Me?  I want a blowjob.



RemoteUser -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 10:30:23 AM)

Granted - ever been in a wind tunnel?

I wish I had something clever to say.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 11:02:36 AM)

Granted -unfortunately you say it in ancient Aramaic and no one understands you.




I wish I could learn to like condoms enough to orgasm while wearing one.



RemoteUser -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 11:21:59 AM)

Granted - your lobotomy was a complete success.

I wish my brother George was here.




mnottertail -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 11:25:11 AM)

The good news is, he was buried with Wladizu ,the candelbra in the baby grand...the bad news is, they are digging it up and you are going to join him.

Death.

I wish I could get a life.



LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 9:49:08 PM)

AHHhhhh.... the old lawyer's ploy.  Client is dead, but a fly is caught and put into client's mouth.  Lawyer takes client's hand, puts pen in client's hand and forges client's name, signing the "new" will.

Lawyer then swears in court, "Your Hono[u]r, my client's signature was made while there was still life in him and as his hand held the pen."

So, a fly is placed in your mouth..... well, another each time a fly dies.  Thus your wish is true.
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I wish I could buy this house I rent and install a lap-pool where the parking lot is.



RemoteUser -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2012 10:02:44 PM)

Granted - too bad they didn't move any vehicles before digging the pool.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

(Failing that, I'll take a blowjob.)




amaidiamond -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2012 11:48:17 AM)

You may have your wish, but the cost is high, you will be impotent for the rest of your life..

I wish I could keep my Owner in a life of luxury



DaNewAgeViking -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2012 11:57:19 AM)

Granted: you win the lottery, and put your Owner up in a luxurious country estate - where he soon starts to feel emasculated by not having to work to support you - his hidden sissy side comes out, and you soon find that he is a gutless, impotent worm who you find utterly repulsive. (It's just a hypothesis)

I wish I didn't have this writers block so I could get this new novel done.
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SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2012 4:27:34 PM)

Granted! Whilst your mind is racing you suddenly find a complete lack of anything to write with or indeed on. Improvising you "write in the snow" and are arrested for indecent exposure

I wish for a pvc catsuit



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