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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2012 1:41:07 PM)
Granted - Bubba offers you a lift. I wish MissImortalPain was in charge of all my wishes. (I would love to have yet another amazing beast like my old Newfoundland and have yet another slave that really loves dogs . . . even if more often, than she loves me. When in a poly, it's nice to have a beast of burden share the work load.) [:)]

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2012 6:54:03 PM)
snort If you can make it monsoon in Kansas I am fine with that...you are going to drowned a lot of people before you get to me [:D]

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2012 6:58:36 PM)
Granted, I am now in charge of all your wishes....most of with I decide to never grant you. And seeing as I know all your wishes I also know all your fears....which I am more than happy to keep exposing you to..over and over and over again. I wish play days didn't make me so sleepy now. They make me feel old when everything starts to hurt later.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2012 1:47:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain snort If you can make it monsoon in Kansas I am fine with that...you are going to drowned a lot of people before you get to me [:D] Wishes can do anything silly [8D]

LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2012 9:00:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain Granted, I am now in charge of all your wishes....most of with I decide to never grant you. And seeing as I know all your wishes I also know all your fears....which I am more than happy to keep exposing you to..over and over and over again. I wish play days didn't make me so sleepy now. They make me feel old when everything starts to hurt later. GRANTED! Play days make you WIDE awake. So awake and feeling so youthful that you keep playing and playing and playing. When you run out of players, you don't feel sleepy. You feel dead...... but the real "ruin" is that you now can't get to sleep - all that pain keeps you awake..... "Zombies are Us" is your slogan, and of course, all those play partners don't want to get anywhere near you. They've all had good nights' sleep and are refreshed. They play with each other....... I wish I got the Federal job I applied for. Twice the salary and permanent (with benefits) instead of my temporary, mind-less, paper-pushing. Yep! Actual paper. Okay, some electronic images, but still.....whatever happened to the paperless office?

DaNewAgeViking -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2012 10:31:05 PM)
Granted: due to a clerical error, you are drafted into the Army and sent to Afghanistan. Hey, it's Federal employment. [sm=duel.gif] I wish more people would play Ruin A Wish.

YSG -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 4:55:12 AM)
Granted. More people begin playing Ruin a Wish to the point where no other threads get answered, and it ends up crashing the entire collarchat site. I wish I could get away with burning down my store in the middle of the night...

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 5:57:20 AM)
Granted. Burn down the store. Now you are jobless, and soon you have to sell your geogurt in order to survive. I wish I knew where some live blues were playing right now!

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 8:07:51 AM)
Granted. A live blues band hears of your wish, come right on over to your house, and sets up on your lawn. Problem is--they're terrible...and loud. Soon the neighbors call the police and you get a ticket for disturbing the peace. I wish my laundry was already folded and put away.

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 8:22:02 AM)
Granted! Several panthers had a party in your laundry room and shredded it all. The apologetically folded all the pieces for you. I wish my kitten would stop chewing on electronics cables!

LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 10:25:06 AM)
Granted! It bites through one last one - and electrocutes itself. NO more kitty biting cables for you. I wish for the Roman Catholic religion to disappear from the face of the earth..... try and ruin that one! ETA: I'm hoping that the wish could come true. I really do wish the RC religion would disappear.... "try to ruin that one!" is more like - "Hey! I think that's a wish that's hard to ruin, so I win the game."

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 11:33:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Granted! It bites through one last one - and electrocutes itself. NO more kitty biting cables for you. I wish for the Roman Catholic religion to disappear from the face of the earth..... try and ruin that one! ETA: I'm hoping that the wish could come true. I really do wish the RC religion would disappear.... "try to ruin that one!" is more like - "Hey! I think that's a wish that's hard to ruin, so I win the game." Not so fast... Granted. Some extra-terrestial beings become convinced that the Roman Catholic religion is ruining Planet Earth and decide to take action. From a distance, they manipulate the brain waves of all Roman Catholics and turn them against that faith. Suddenly, they all become convinced that the religion is not in their best interest and just stop participating. It dies out and is eradicated from the planet in a surprisingly short time. BUT they also implant in their brain waves that they are to found a new religion you find even more deplorable. So they do, and that religion takes off. I wish my manicurist did not move to a salon 30 minutes from my house.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 2:55:43 PM)
Granted! The manicurist has now moved to a salon 5 hours from your house... I wish I'd booked that hotel room yesterday when it was £12 cheaper...

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 6:04:23 PM)
Granted. You call the hotel and tell them of your disappointment. They agree to lower the price for you to match what it was yesterday. However, what they do is book you in an undesirable room near the hotel kitchen that's really noisy and you can't sleep. I wish the item of clothing I want to purchase online wasn't out of stock.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 7:05:10 PM)
Granted. They have it in stock in sizes that are all either four sizes to large or six sizes to small to fit you. I wish my stump would stop hurting long enough that I could actually sleep. and I loved the answer about me feeling good after play but not sleeping...I never sleep very long anyway :D

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 9:07:15 PM)
Granted - your stump is pain free and fall fast asleep . . . while car thieves make off with your vehicle. I wish this little hotty I met on CM lived closer than 90 miles away.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2012 11:53:42 PM)
snort They can have it...yay. Granted wish for you....the little hottie lives right next door and she is bat shit crazy. So is her father and all four of her big bothers. They are all a little over protective and gun carrying members of the aryan nation as well. I wish....I wish...I wish, that cute little boy in Wichita would go ahead and bring his butt here so I can show him all the lovely different ways a person can cry their mascara off.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/29/2012 5:01:30 PM)
Granted! He arrives and you use your every technique. He shrugs it off and yawns, the only mascara that runs is your own in frustration at this cast iron sub... I wish I took his place :p

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/29/2012 5:24:48 PM)
Granted - you took his place but I happened to be visiting and after you become her slave, she gives you to me. Not quite the happy ending you were hoping for. I wish I had some popcorn. The Hatfields and McCoys are on TV in 30 minutes.

LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/29/2012 8:57:44 PM)
Granted! Your entire house is filled with popcorn. The sound of the TV is muffled - you can't even hear the program. I wish that A was always greater than the sum of B and C. (When it isn't, there's way more work to do.)

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