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The1950sIn2012 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2012 4:29:02 PM)
Granted... unless PVC lolcatsuits don't count. They count, right? They do. I wish I never made that last wish, about wishing.

stellauk -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2012 7:30:21 AM)
An incredibly sexy blonde forces you to go down all the way on something of her's which is dark, wet, deep and slippery........... .... her wishing well. I wish I could cook rice without burning it.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2012 10:33:35 AM)
Granted! Now you can cook it for too long and it becomes mush I wish I had someone to go to Blackpool with tomorrow

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2012 3:40:55 PM)
Granted. At the last minute, you do find someone to go with you. However, he is totally obnoxious, wants to argue with you about every little thing, and has body odor to boot. Now you wish you had gone by yourself! I wish I were more motivated to exercise.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 1:27:15 AM)
Granted! You are now a slave in some salt mines and regularly whipped to get that exercise I wish the weekend was just beginning

BKSir -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 1:37:27 AM)
Granted! It is now permanently 12:01 on Saturday Morning, and you just offered to buy everyone in the club a drink... over and over and over and over and over again. Goodbye bank account. I wish these delicious cupcakes were actually good for me!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 1:23:01 PM)
Double Granted: [img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/bksir.jpg[/img] A beautiful boy comes all the way to your house from Pennsylvania. He is gorgeous, dressed to the 9s and sexy as hell. He slaves away in the kitchen for you conjuring up a lovely tray of cupcakes made from healthy organic ingredients. The cupcakes are delicious, full of vitality . . . and so was he. You just couldn’t resist his charms, had much more than cake for desert and he was the best fuck you have ever had. Unfortunately, he wasn’t as healthy as the cupcakes. He was from Dauphin County, Pennsylvania . . . the home of Three Mile Island. Turns out he was radioactive. Now you have a rare radiation disease that has your pecker cover with blue spots and it glows in the dark. I wish I had time to go shark fishing.

DaNewAgeViking -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 4:11:34 PM)
Granted: you are on an airliner which crashes in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You are the only survivor, and have to keep pulling yourself up on a small piece of floating wreckage as the sharks lunge at you. I wish I had a beautiful, nubile 18 YO slave girl who will eagerly do anything I demand. [sm=pole.gif]

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 5:10:03 PM)
Granted. You meet a beautiful and nubile 18-year old slave girl here on CM. She eagerly agrees to come live with you. When her car pulls up, you notice she isn't alone. Her mother has accompanied her. The young lady states that her mother must be part of the package. Overwhelmed by her beauty, you agree. The girl is everything you dreamed of and more. Her mother, however, is the most bossy, annoying, overbearing woman you have ever met. You tell the girl her mother must leave. The mother overhears and storms off, daughter in tow. I wish I had a free handy man.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 5:37:38 PM)
Granted - A handsome young slave named Ralgrub says he read your post and has come to fulfill your wishes. He does everything you can imagine and more. It was like a dream come true. However, later when you notice jewelry and other valuables missing you realize Ralgrub is Burglar spelled backwards. I wish the sexy pizza delivery girl was a deep masochist with a daddy fetish who found me irresistible. A night of pizza, wine and pain would be real nice right about now.

LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2012 10:02:56 PM)
Granted - A night of pizza, wine and pain is yours..... The pizza gives you the pain of indigestion; the wine gives you the pain of a hangover. The sexy pizza delivery girl tells you her name is Ralgrub. Later when you notice jewelry and other valuables missing you realize Ralgrub is Burglar spelled backwards. I wish Steve - the Steve who gives in-fucking-credible blow jobs - wasn't married and living with a wife in a suburb of Denver. I wish he was divoriced, lived in the Denver ghay-toe, and was available upon command. edited to try to make the wish above "un-ruin-able." LOL!

DaNewAgeViking -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 1:59:25 AM)
Granted: only you are so smitten by him that you believe his claim that he's clean, only to discover that he gave you AIDS. [sm=dunno.gif] I wish I could live to an active life of 100 years old.

BKSir -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 11:18:14 AM)
Granted! You are now an active 100 year old. I wish my air conditioner was a bit more effective.

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 11:19:30 AM)
Granted. Salt Lake City has just been wiped out by a hurricane. I wish I had never married my ex-husband.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 1:25:52 PM)
Granted - turns out the courts made a mistake in your paperwork and your divorce was not legal. So now you are still married to your husband, not your ex-husband. Speaking of the ex. I wish my ex liked girls as much as I do. Not the occasional lick a titty or grind some gash for fun but seriously, emotionally and passionately hot for girls. I might have kept her is she was bi.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 2:55:33 PM)
Granted! She now loves girls as much as you do... But she isn't bi I wish my leg would stop cramping

BKSir -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 4:58:46 PM)
Granted! You are now an amputee. I wish M. would stop snoring so damned loudly!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 5:11:47 PM)
Granted - M rolls over and stops snoring ... but starts farting instead. I wish I had an Irish Wolf Hound and an animal loving slave to care for it. [:)]

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2012 6:39:32 PM)
Granted. Large, beautiful, amazing beast of a dog and the a slave to go with it. And she really loves the dog. I mean really LOVES the dog a great deal more, and more often, than she loves you. She has been making movies about her love of animals for years. I wish it weren't so hot (and don't anyone say second ice age because I would be happy with that)

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2012 11:53:46 AM)
Granted! The heat has gone, the sudden cooling sparks a monsoon, the land floods and water cascades through your house, wrecking implements of pain and pleasure alike (how blurred those lines get :p ) I wish I had a way to get back from the next fetish event...

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