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MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2012 7:44:05 PM)

Are you asking if I do K9 training? I thought only subs on the other side ever asked that question[8|]

Wish granted. Your pond is now leaking cherry jello.

*oops* My wish when pop for some reason.

I wish I had a jack and coke.




Karmastic -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2012 7:59:22 PM)

aight, let's fix this...cus i'm a whore for this game...

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I wish that a certain potential slave would realize what he calls his "insecurities" are really fears - and groundless ones at that.


Granted. The sub realizes his insecurities are really fears that are groundless. But by doing that, he becomes a Dom and you're not into him anymore.

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I wish I had a jack and coke.


Granted. A hairy guy named Jack will be delivering some coke, COD cash only, or else.

I wish there was a local place to deliver good shawarmas.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2012 9:30:08 PM)

Granted - you are watching cable and a local ad for the Sevan Chicken in your area of Chatsworth announces their new delivery service. You call them up and order your fav type of shawarmas and coke. 20 minutes later a hairy guy named Jack is delivering your shawarmas and an ounce of coke saying it's COD cash only, or else. Hope you keep a couple grand pocket money laying around.
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Oddly enough a few minutes later, before you can even lament the loss of your money, Gertrude, Bubbette and Bertroid show up with an order or monkey and llama penis soup. Apparently there was a computer glitch at the restaurant. Unfortunately it looks like Gertrude, Bubbette and Bertroid have been partying with Jack and it takes 15 minutes to get the chatty wide eyed girls off your porch. By the time you get to your shawarmas, although they are tasty, they are cold as hell.

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I wish all the pretty Dommes and sub-fems from CollarMe would come over to my house, get naked and put on quite a show.




SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2012 1:21:16 AM)

Granted! All the pretty Dommes and sub-fems arrive at your house to perform a rendition of Cats completely naked. Before the show begins they tie you to the chair, gag and blindfold you so all you can hear are the songs.
During the interval the sound of bottles being opened and a whiff of alcohol lets you know they have discovered your beer supply.
The second half begins, and it seems one of the naked women had too much to drink and falls on top of you. You feel your trousers being pulled down and hear her giggles. The giggles turn to a cough, and following the cough she throws up over you...
The show over the naked women leave, but a Domme tells you not to worry, she's sending a friend round to untie you in the morning - his name's Bubba...

I wish Fred Flinstone would come be my chauffeur for my new pedal car :p




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2012 6:13:24 PM)

Fred Flinstone does show up to be the chauffeur for your pedal car. He has put on some weight since he was last seen, though. He gets on your pedal car to chauffeur you around, but it collapses under his weight.

I wish it would cool off.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2012 9:34:04 PM)

Granted - The next ice age begins. Enjoy the weather because it won't change for the next 50,000 years.


I wish I had a 1967 Eldorado.

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FullCircle -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2012 1:42:58 PM)

You had a 1967 Eldorado in 1967.

I wish I had more of an imagination.




mnottertail -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2012 2:08:16 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5J9dT8edk 

You didn't use the one you had so it was given to Marc Cohn.

I wish I could get steak and blowjob day, everyday, twice a day.




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2012 4:34:52 PM)

Granted...all the steak gives you clogged arteries and all the blowjobs give you a heart attack.

You are now dead. I'm sure you will be missed.

I wish my ex wasn't such a jackass.




Karmastic -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2012 8:22:00 PM)

Granted - your ex isn't such a jackass. But, he becomes so nice that he becomes world famous, and reporters pester you for interviews.

I wish my part time cook hadn't flaked on me.




LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2012 8:42:20 PM)

Your wish is GRANTED!  Your part-time cook has returned........ BUT......... while gone, they had a TBI (traumatic brain injury) and now only partly cook each dish. Oh, and their repertoire has become quite limited..... Your kitchen is filled with pumpkin pies.... none baked, but all ready TO be baked.

I wish my 96 Ford Ranger becomes the 95 Ford Ranger I had before the DUI (they were drunk and hit me at 70 MPH while I was standing still) accident totalled the 95. 96's are smaller and the seat belt on my 96 is crap.




Karmastic -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2012 4:31:12 PM)

Granted. Your 96 Ford Ranger becomes the 95 Ford Ranger you had before the DUI. Unfortunately, since it's still in essence your 96 Ford Ranger, which has a slightly different arrangement and spacing of thecabin, your steering wheel now juts into your crotch area.

I wish people wouldn't catch up to the car next to them and then match their speed, blocking off faster traffic.




lthrpup -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 8:51:08 AM)

You refer to Clingons! Granted. They are all magically transported to their capital (Akron).

I wish there was a cell phone model with a rotary dial.




Deliena -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 8:58:18 AM)

Granted, however the rotary dial is the same size as the standard bakelite handsets that most people had in the '80's making your cell phone much less portable than it used to be.

I wish that it had rained less in my town today so I could have gone to the shop and bought milk.




amaidiamond -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 11:03:29 AM)

Granted - It didn't rain at all, it got so hot that all the milk went sour the moment it was removed from a fridge

I wish I was eating sushi




SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 4:22:14 PM)

Granted! You are now eating Sushi. Sushi was the pet chihuahua of the local drug gang leader - you are now numero uno on their hit list.

I wish for a bar of chocolate




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 4:36:37 PM)

Granted. That knock at your door is a beautiful young lady with the most wonderful chocolate ever made...and it is even in bar form. She asks for no money in exchange to the chocolate. She only wants you to enjoy it and asks if she can have a nibble too. Of course you say yes and she nibbles off your finger and toes(she never said she actuallly wanted chocolate)

I wish that boy would answer his msgs, I'm tired of waiting. I'm not good at waiting on things.




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 4:38:00 PM)

Granted. You entered a competition and have won the biggest bar of chocolate ever made. Unfortunately it melts while you are out of the house, and when you open your front door you drown in the ensuing deluge.

I wish that someone would give me a house.




mons -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 5:52:02 PM)

Your wished ia granted

I wish to have not to be so shy




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2012 10:26:28 PM)

Granted - You go to a party at the new house someone just gave MissKittyDeVine and suddenly feel different. After just one drink, you feel very outgoing. You feel sensual and don't have shy bone in your body. In fact, you feel damn sexy and rhythm of the music makes you want to dance like no body's watching... so you do. While dancing you feel the music move you like it never has before and want to feel the air on your skin and that hot guy is looking irresistible, so with careless abandon you seductively strip for him. All that matters in this huge party is his eyes as you see his hunger rise . . . it is like no one else is in the room and even if they were, who cares, you have shed your shyness for this sensual new found freedom. While he watches your naked body writhing to the music you see the lump in his pants growing . . . it looks so inviting, you know you have captured him, he is yours for the taking so you walk over to him and tell the boy to lay on the floor so you can queen him. He obeys and you wriggle on his face to the infectious rhythm of the music . . . this music, it never felt so good, so sexual, it passes through your body like waves.

His tongue is amazing, lips wrapped around you, slipping his tongue in and out of only to pause and suckle your clit... never have you felt a mouth like that and the pressure building in your stomach is testament to the impending orgasm. Such a sweet boy, such a huge lump in his pant, he deserves a reward. The thought of cumming on his face while having this beefcake's cock in your mouth is just too tasty to pass up. You can barely undo his pan as the orgasmic quivers start, grasping his cock with your hands as you squirt on his face, he shoots his load all over your chest before you can even taste him.

. . . laying there spent, the orgasmic waves don't seem to stop, they just ripple through you and dance around your body to the rhythm of the music. You are incredibly thirsty. Barely able to walk you head back to the punch bowl for another drink and come upon two guys talking. The one guy is arguing with the other. He says, "don't put anymore XTC in the punch". You realize you are stoned off your ass, naked, quaking with an orgasmic aftermath that won't fade, covered in cum and that you just put on a sex show with a total stranger for the whole party . . . and you don't give a fuck because the music sounds so good, you feel so great, the guy was cute and hell and you feel anything but shyness . . . until later when the XTC wears off and embarrassment sets in. But until then, all you wonder is where you can get something in a sealed bottle to drink?



Suddenly, I sorta' wish I was at a party where they spiked the punch with XTC.




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