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BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 8:39:59 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		Ok, so I know we have all got some of those wonderful oops moments in our D/s history. What were some of yours?
 
The one that still makes me wince... I was using a boy for target practice with a new flogger. I was attaching clothes pins to various body parts and swatting them off without touching him with the flogger. All was going fine and well and so I was getting pretty confident at this point, we were having a good time and so I added a few more, a few more, a few more, hell why not, a few more. Well after about an hour and a half of this I finally was to the last one for the play time, my shoulder and arm were starting to get sore so it was time to find something else to do. Well the last one happened to be attached to his nipple.. the other side had come off just fine several times so I went for this one.. the tails of the flogger connected, the clothes pin layed right over and just didnt come off.. pulled his nipple soo bad.. to make matters worse when it went over it semi twisted and just transfered the thump from the flogger right on the side of the pin.. needless to say he snatched that pin right off and while in a slurry of swears was rubbing his nipple and looking to make sure the thing was still connected...
 
While he and I laugh about it now and we've done this several times since and never had another problem.. OUCH lol, poor guy. He still tells me that he thinks I just wanted to rip that one off to keep as a trophy lol

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 8:50:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		I caught my 3' flogger in a ceiling fan. She stopped laughing after 2 or 3... weeks.


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 8:54:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		my most recent:  we were playing, having a really great session actually, I was really spaced out, floaty...and then I yawned...a great big one...

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 8:56:34 AM   
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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 8:59:18 AM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		I had a friend from cm come over for a lil light play time.  Well, while he was teaching me the art of deep throating, I let loose this gnarly burp.  All I could do was look at him and bust out laughing.

Yea...he told his work buddies and I still havent lived that one down...


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:07:19 AM   
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I Set The CAT on Fire!

We were doing some extremem fire play and I was using a fire Baton and some 151 to run trails up the back of her legs. The cat came into the room and knocked over the 151 and then ran like hell knocking over the Candle I was using (LIKE AN IDIOT) to light the Baton. The candle landed on the puddle just in time for the cat to flare up as it ran out the room.

I doused the fire on the floor with the wet towel leaving the girl tied to the hobby horse as I ran out into the livingroom to watch the cat do a flying roll onto the couch nearly starting the throw pillow on fire.

Why am I Proud?

Cause I left that Pussy Smoking!!

Seriously folks when doing fire play try not to maintain a lit flame on anything OTHER then the tool you are currently using.

If you are a member of PETA, I am SOOOOOOO SORRY!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:10:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ummm........  well.........let's  just say that I now know that Dawn dish soap takes care of wintergreen oil. 

NOW I know that.  Heh.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:13:14 AM   
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I Set The CAT on Fire!



Was the kitty okay? I love cats, and I still laughed out loud:)

And FYI, implements that vaguely resemble cat toys can and will be commandeered by the cat, even if they are in use.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:15:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		This one is really sad and I felt horrible about it as it crushed the Dominant. I really didn't mean to..I swear.

I had been seeing this Dominant for a bit, mostly as a play partner, he had a thing for biting onto the clit and chewing, which was cool as long as he didn't chew so badly he had to swallow if you get my drift. Well he decided to go to the whip one day. Crop, Cat of Nine, Floggers, Adders Tongue. He was going to town, his arm falling and rising like a metronome, and it had all the force behind it of a marshmallow to the face. I couldn't help it, I swear I didn't want to do it, but as he exhorted me to "Take it Bi**h!" I burst out laughing. Full out, tears streaming down the face, gasping for air laughter. He lost it, tried to hit harder and the harder he tried, the harder I laughed, until he finally gave up.

I tried to apologize, to say it wasn't him..but, well for some reason we never played together again. Shame really, he had a nice bite.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:18:38 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Yeah but up until she got a permanent Master and we stopped playing together the cat would run like hell whenever I cam over.

The tail was badly singed and the fur in one place never grew back but the only serious damage was to the throw pillow.

I have learned if you are with a person who owns ferrets the same rule applies. They are little thieves.

I love telling that story when I do a Fire Demo or just around the poker table at a Poker Munch.

I am sure my friends are getting tierd of it I tell it all the time.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:21:34 AM   
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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:27:31 AM   
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I burst out laughing. Full out, tears streaming down the face, gasping for air laughter. He lost it, tried to hit harder and the harder he tried, the harder I laughed, until he finally gave up.

poenkitten


Poen - that would be my worst nightmare. I get giggly when I'm tired, stressed, uncomfortable - and have a tragic history of inappropriate, uncontrollable laughter at at the wrong time (business meetings, college presentations, etc.) Has not happened yet in a BDSM context, but now have something else to worry about:)

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:29:04 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lauren0221
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
I Set The CAT on Fire!

Was the kitty okay? I love cats, and I still laughed out loud:)
And FYI, implements that vaguely resemble cat toys can and will be commandeered by the cat, even if they are in use.


I laughed too Lauren! of course, I waited to make sure the cats couldnt see what I was laughing about...


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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:35:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		My worst blooper...

I was doing a public flogging in a club. Because of the space restrictions I was using a short flogger instead of my inquisitional grade ones. One of the bands onstage had accidently set their microphone stand much to closs to the St. Andrew's cross I was using. I managed to wrap it and toss it at my bottom. I realized something was wrong as soon as I had managed to pull it so the stand gently bounced against her ass. She asked me what that wonderfully cold toy I hit her with was and to this day I can't answer with a staight face.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:37:45 AM   
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Way too embarrassed to share my worst blooper, but i will never be able to hear anyone use "red" with a straight face again.

Having fun reading these, thank you brave people for sharing your blooper moments with this coward

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:41:20 AM   
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You know they can read your mind..they will have revenge...

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:41:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LunaticDesign

My worst blooper...

I was doing a public flogging in a club. Because of the space restrictions I was using a short flogger instead of my inquisitional grade ones. One of the bands onstage had accidently set their microphone stand much to closs to the St. Andrew's cross I was using. I managed to wrap it and toss it at my bottom. I realized something was wrong as soon as I had managed to pull it so the stand gently bounced against her ass. She asked me what that wonderfully cold toy I hit her with was and to this day I can't answer with a staight face.


LMAO

Yeah Blindfolds are good cause the bottom never has to know how goofy or stupid you looked.

The Flogger in the celing Fan pains me with Familiar memories it's hard to maintin your COOL Factor after something like that. you just hang you head and look like an idiot.

These are great guys keep um coming.

I wanna know what "RED" is all about.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:42:55 AM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		Take deep breathes and laugh BEFORE getting started...he might not be insulted them. 

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:44:29 AM   
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Take deep breathes and laugh BEFORE getting started...he might not be insulted them. 

poenkitten


I am afraid that could interpreted as an insult as well. I'm doomed:)

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 2/19/2008 9:45:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		First time learning rope play was a laugh fest.

And having the landlord of a warehouse-type photo studio we were playing in knock on the door asking if "everything was all right" was, I guess, a blooper of sorts.

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