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cmenaked -> Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:11:47 PM)
I belong to a Lutheran church. My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day. He said how it is important to have discipline in your life. Well, I agree with him. Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis? Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them?

TracyTaken -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:13:28 PM)
quote: Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis? Hell, YES! And then, he will likely refuse and you would need to prepare for excommunication.

SailingBum -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:16:04 PM)
Naaaa I much prefer to swat her ass. BadOne

FRSguy -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:16:06 PM)
LOL, I hope this is a joke... No you cant. Pastors have to pay insurance because of people like you and that insurance rate gets pretty damn steep. Pastors also get hit on a lot more than you would think.

sillyfool -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:22:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TracyTaken quote: Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis? Hell, YES! And then, he will likely refuse and you would need to prepare for excommunication. excommunication xP

tsatske -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:43:20 PM)
How do they get in? You can go on and on in your profile about how discipline is not about sex, when an adult physically disciplines another adult, there is an element of sex to that. Enough of one for a pastor to get sued, at any rate, as FRS mentioned. I know people who play in sexfree dynamics in WIITWD, include 'discipline only' sessions that do not include sex, but there is still a sexual element there. Would someone lock the gate, please? the strange little animals are getting out of thier cages and sneaking in.

domahpet -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:48:06 PM)
omg. youre kidding right? would you really want your pastor to have a rep like that? any idea what it will do to his entire life and career? fucking god someone kick me in the head

nwcutie102 -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:54:51 PM)
he couldn't and shouldn't do it even if he wanted to

SailingBum -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 12:57:45 PM)
Actually I'd love to watch the pastor spank her with a churchful of ppl. Even better if he passed the paddle around to swat her for her misdeeds. Yanno kinda like pennace. Ya I know I'm twisted that way. BadOne

LaTigresse -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:00:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SailingBum Actually I'd love to watch the pastor spank her with a churchful of ppl. Even better if he passed the paddle around to swat her for her misdeeds. Yanno kinda like pennace. Ya I know I'm twisted that way. BadOne I am twisted then also. Of course my imagination went even further. I was enjoying imagining his humiliation, in the community, over that scandal! (because I love organized religioun so much and all)

tsatske -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:02:13 PM)
yah, but, SB, we LIKE you. and domahpet wants someone to kick her in the head. What, your not going to volunteer?

parttimehotty -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:09:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cmenaked I belong to a Lutheran church. My pastor discussed discipline in a sermon the other day. He said how it is important to have discipline in your life. Well, I agree with him. Do you think I could ask him to spank me on a regular basis? Has anyone ever asked their pastor to spank them? [sm=crop.gif]Wow! i stopped dead in my tracks when i saw the title of your post on the MB! Nice fantasizing material at best, thanks!

cmenaked -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:19:46 PM)
I'm not looking to give him a reputation for it. I would be very discreet about it. The whole process wouldn't take more than 10 min. I could confess to him and he could determine from my wrongs the number of swats from a paddle. The paddle should hurt enough each swat so I won't want it. I could take down my pants and briefs....bend over and he'd put the fear of God in me. So to speak. I wouldn't want anyone around, because it would be embarrassing for all. There may be some sexual part of spanking for others, but that's not what I get out of it. I've always lost any erection I've had when those firsts smacks hit my butt.

LaTigresse -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:21:33 PM)
Keep dreaming buckarooo........or convert. There might be a catholic priest, or two, that would go for it.....

Gwynvyd -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:22:36 PM)
How is it always the people who make it thier first posts? has any one noticed that.. it is like a rash of first time posters come off the wall with Crazy ass shit like.. I will give you $$$$ to find me a sub because I am a creepy ass bastard. Now this.. LOL Ok.. people bitch because thier ministers/pastors what have yous have no sense of what is right and wrong.. and you pose this question? Dress your boyfriend up in a vicar's costume and have him do it. Get your kink off that way. I would never want to destroy the life of my Minsiter or destroy his faith in me by doing anything that would jeopardize the realtionship we have. ( The proper relationship we have) Hell I have a kink for girls dressed up in Latex Nun costumes.. KittenSol still isnt on board with me on that one.. but some sweet day.. sighs Would I ever chase down an actual nun... heavens no.. Nothing wrong with a bit of roleplay.. but dont go wrecking a mans life for a bit of fun. Gwyn

colouredin -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:23:32 PM)
couldnt you just become a millionaire, buy a church, pay someone to dress up as a priest and get him to do it? see easy solution for everything

ExSteelAgain -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:26:43 PM)
A scarlet letter will also pop up on your chest if he makes your ass scarlet.

cmenaked -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:44:52 PM)
I've thought of just asking him to explain more about what he meant by "discipline." I could work the word "spanking" into the conversation, and if that makes thing "weird" for him then I won't push it. Is this acceptable?

colouredin -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:46:29 PM)
nah id go right up to him and say "hey your a nam of God, well you know when they flogged Jesus, you rekon you could do that to me please" that will work, he wont see it as an insult at all, id do it now

CalifChick -> RE: Does your pastor spank? (3/13/2008 1:51:58 PM)
Here, maybe you can start attending this church. Although you might have to pretend to be much younger to get spanked. Cali

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