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Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 10:55:37 AM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:00:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:11:37 AM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:14:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Muttling

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



I wonder if this story is true?...I believe it is an urban myth. Seems that everyone who has ever worked in an emergency room has the same story.

Since I take pride in my Ellis Island approach to dating....I have banged my way throught the diverse ethnic pool and the huddled masses that is America....I have tapped everything from a Chirata to a Cheniqua and an Adelaide to a Abayomi...But never a " Tamale Phemale"....Juss sayin'.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:18:15 AM   
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and brother in law swears he has a student named  Orangelo   pronounced ornage jello

Went to college with a kid whose last name was Hardnfartn I swear its true !!!

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:18:40 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



I wonder if this story is true?...I believe it is an urban myth. Seems that everyone who has ever worked in an emergency room has the same story.

Since I take pride in my Ellis Island approach to dating....I have banged my way throught the diverse ethnic pool and the huddled masses that is America....I have tapped everything from a Chirata to a Cheniqua and a Adelaide to a Abayomi...But never a " Tamale Phemale"....Juss sayin'.



She claimed it was and the L&D Christmas party was always a time for great entertainment.  Everything from doctors not making it in time and women dropping babies in the elevator on the way up to the floor to non-mixed couples popping out a mixed race baby.

She wasn't above making up a few stories, but she told this one in front of her coworkers so I suspect it's true.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:28:22 AM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:40:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

My ex was a labor and delivery nurse for many years.   One of her patients named her baby girl "Female" pronounced like tomale with an accent on the e.



I wonder if this story is true?...I believe it is an urban myth. Seems that everyone who has ever worked in an emergency room has the same story.

Never worked in an emergency room but I know a young woman whose name was Female. She was a neighbor's child a while back and one day I asked her not terribly bright mother about the name. She told me she didn't know where it came from the hospital named her that. I was confused and asked her about what she meant. Eventually she went and got the girls birth certificate. For some reason a space to write the baby's sex was directly below the box for first name and whoever filled it out had written female on the wrong line. I guess she just thought the hospital got to name the baby. Eventually the girl changed her name to something else.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 11:52:50 AM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 12:13:31 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 12:27:01 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 12:29:14 PM   
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WTF @ "Barak?"
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 12:31:35 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 12:35:27 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 12:37:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomKen
Never worked in an emergency room but I know a young woman whose name was Female. She was a neighbor's child a while back and one day I asked her not terribly bright mother about the name. She told me she didn't know where it came from the hospital named her that. I was confused and asked her about what she meant. Eventually she went and got the girls birth certificate. For some reason a space to write the baby's sex was directly below the box for first name and whoever filled it out had written female on the wrong line. I guess she just thought the hospital got to name the baby. Eventually the girl changed her name to something else.


http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp



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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 1:05:19 PM   
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Think about it for a moment. If that man murdered his parents and I was sitting on the jury – I would vote to acquit.

During my cab driving days I knew a girl named Chastity. Although outdated (the name was very popular during the Victorian era) the name isn’t really unusual. It’s just that in her case, it was very ironic.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 1:15:25 PM   
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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 1:17:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ironic ? So how was she ?

I guess I wuld have to put her in a chastioty belt :-)

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 1:25:48 PM   
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Ironic ? So how was she ?


Oh, she was good. She was very gooooood. As I and several of my fellow cab drivers could attest to.

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RE: Horrible baby names - 3/17/2008 1:28:09 PM   
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