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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:42:33 PM   
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LOL, they wearn't extreme enough?
Dam, how extreme do they get?


LOL You have to see it to believe it Popeye.  I grew up with guys that went to those churches.  I was raised a Methodist, so it was quite a shock the first time I got invited to one.  I dated a girl when I was 20 whose father was the reverend at one of those little churches.  I always insisted we sit in the back, because I wanted a quick exit at the end, because I knew the whole church would be trying to convert me.  My favorite events are the ones where they exorcise demons!  LOL.  You get to see some guy frothing at the mouth, convulsing, and saying things to the preacher that would make a sailor blush. 

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:45:53 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFSvKhnX7U

or this is kind of like the one I was talking about before LOL This guy wasnt as good as the one I saw but its called "Somebody tell hell Im getting back up again" LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exN2_dELAcY

One things for sure though about those Texas Thumper Chicks they fuck like theres no tommorrow!!!! Best ass in 52 states and 11 continents LOL

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:47:46 PM   
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Oh I obtiendra à une salle…



Tu ne devrais pas te servir du moindre traducteur en ligne... mais bon...

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une salle, quelques cordes, un satin les yeux bandés, et la lueur de chandelle molle….



De la pure poésie... et je tombe.

but I'm well-read, have heard them said
a hundred times (maybe less, maybe more)
if you must write prose or poems
the words you use should be your own
dont plagiarise or take "on loans"
there's always someone, somewhere
with a big nose, who knows
and who trips you up and laughs
when you fall

(The Smiths)

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:52:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol...no need for me to watch.   went to church with my grand parents in...get this...dodge city, texas....also in trinity texas.....churches where you go to church sunday morning, and get out sometime around tuesday...lol  you get out long enough to eat lunch, that you brought...outside...then it's right back in there...lol

some old lady was always falling out, getting "the spirit"  I was thinking maybe she's just fucking hot since it's july and there's no freakin air in this place, other than the fan that you have in your hand...lol  that certainly would make me speak in tongues...lol


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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:52:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
Tu ne devrais pas te servir du moindre traducteur en ligne... mais bon...


Ahh mais mon chéri, nous des hommes cherchons la connaissance de notre proie avant la chasse. Et hunt....sh e est allumé !

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De la pure poésie... et je tombe.


Quand vous tombez, je vous attraperai dans le plus fort des liens, mon bonbon. Et alors la formation peut débuter.

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:54:40 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:54:53 PM   
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Ok for those who may never have seen Pentecostals in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFSvKhnX7U

or this is kind of like the one I was talking about before LOL This guy wasnt as good as the one I saw but its called "Somebody tell hell Im getting back up again" LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exN2_dELAcY

One things for sure though about those Texas Thumper Chicks they fuck like theres no tommorrow!!!! Best ass in 52 states and 11 continents LOL


Too funny!
I have to take a ride down to Texas sometime and see that shit!
"GOD! Make 'dem gas prices go down!"
"Strike the DEVil out of the Oil Companies!"

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:55:34 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:57:09 PM   
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What happened to your English?


Whatever do you mean?

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:58:51 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:59:51 PM   
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LMFAO! Yeah ya know what I call Fried Chicken? Baptist Communion. They have the Chicken Supper so ya dont die of starvation during the service. The baptists are pretty unique - baptist preachers dont like premarital sex cause it may lead to dancing!


they may not like premarital...but they sure like it every other time...lol  my uncle, the preacher, honestly had over fifty kids.

every couple of years someone would knock on his door, saying they were his kid, he look them up and down, and say...yep, you're one of mine...lol

I've seen a lot of east texas preachers...and not a one of them was good looking...I actually saw a group of ladies physically fighting in the parking lot over who was going to take this guy home on the dinner break...lol  he was ugly as sin...lol  he was just standing back waiting for the winner so he could go eat...lol  

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:01:01 PM   
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Cmail time.


Ahhhh naturellement.

* S'avère les lumières et les têtes hors de la salle, musique de fromage de jazz le suivant out*

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:02:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

Ok for those who may never have seen Pentecostals in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFSvKhnX7U

or this is kind of like the one I was talking about before LOL This guy wasnt as good as the one I saw but its called "Somebody tell hell Im getting back up again" LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exN2_dELAcY

One things for sure though about those Texas Thumper Chicks they fuck like theres no tommorrow!!!! Best ass in 52 states and 11 continents LOL


Too funny!
I have to take a ride down to Texas sometime and see that shit!
"GOD! Make 'dem gas prices go down!"
"Strike the DEVil out of the Oil Companies!"


When ya'll come down lemme know. Well go shoot us a couple of hogs, get some mudbugs, crabs, and shrimp and have a big ol pig roast and boil. See thats the other thing with Texas women - know what my last girlfriend wanted to do for Valentines Weekend? Rent a cabin up in Centerville and go hog hunting! She wasnt a tomboy either, all girl!

In fact check mail popeye...

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:04:27 PM   
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lol...no need for me to watch.   went to church with my grand parents in...get this...dodge city, texas....also in trinity texas.....churches where you go to church sunday morning, and get out sometime around tuesday...lol  you get out long enough to eat lunch, that you brought...outside...then it's right back in there...lol

some old lady was always falling out, getting "the spirit"  I was thinking maybe she's just fucking hot since it's july and there's no freakin air in this place, other than the fan that you have in your hand...lol  that certainly would make me speak in tongues...lol



Drk,
Lol, now that's real Americana! They don't do this stuff anywhere else but America!
Damn, I didn't think this thread was going to go anywhere on a monday night.


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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:05:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

Ok for those who may never have seen Pentecostals in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFSvKhnX7U

or this is kind of like the one I was talking about before LOL This guy wasnt as good as the one I saw but its called "Somebody tell hell Im getting back up again" LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exN2_dELAcY

One things for sure though about those Texas Thumper Chicks they fuck like theres no tommorrow!!!! Best ass in 52 states and 11 continents LOL


Too funny!
I have to take a ride down to Texas sometime and see that shit!
"GOD! Make 'dem gas prices go down!"
"Strike the DEVil out of the Oil Companies!"


When ya'll come down lemme know. Well go shoot us a couple of hogs, get some mudbugs, crabs, and shrimp and have a big ol pig roast and boil. See thats the other thing with Texas women - know what my last girlfriend wanted to do for Valentines Weekend? Rent a cabin up in Centerville and go hog hunting! She wasnt a tomboy either, all girl!

In fact check mail popeye...


oooo Centerville...Texas Burger....yummmm

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:07:12 PM   
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lol...no need for me to watch.   went to church with my grand parents in...get this...dodge city, texas....also in trinity texas.....churches where you go to church sunday morning, and get out sometime around tuesday...lol  you get out long enough to eat lunch, that you brought...outside...then it's right back in there...lol

some old lady was always falling out, getting "the spirit"  I was thinking maybe she's just fucking hot since it's july and there's no freakin air in this place, other than the fan that you have in your hand...lol  that certainly would make me speak in tongues...lol



Drk,
Lol, now that's real Americana! They don't do this stuff anywhere else but America!
Damn, I didn't think this thread was going to go anywhere on a monday night.



tell me about it...lol  I really need to get to bed but just can't tear myself away..lol

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:09:47 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:12:42 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:15:10 PM   
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But....................................

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 9:16:15 PM   
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