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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:19:10 PM   
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Kittin, they have another saying in Texas; "Ride her hard and put her up wet!"


Have I mentioned how much I love that saying?





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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:19:22 PM   
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*thump*

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:19:44 PM   
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Kittin, they have another saying in Texas; "Ride her hard and put her up wet!"


Have I mentioned how much I love that saying?



Ouuuuu-Wee!
I bet Kittin's packin' right now!

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:20:35 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:20:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		No you can have machine guns in Texas. $200 BATF fee and the sherrifs signature. Tommy Thompson supports private ownership of class 3 weapons so hell sign if your clean... Ive got a couple of legal Class 3's

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:21:50 PM   
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Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


She'd have to be in front of the parade, that's where all the pretty ponygirls are.



Kittin, see? Ya'll got a "Welcomming Committee" waiting there for you already!
DRK could take you out and teach you to shoot!


I"d be honored....and did I mention I was a terrible shot?...lol



Well Ok, just no machine guns is all!


well crap...take away all my fun

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:22:19 PM   
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Fifteen minutes with you...

*thump*


That a good thump or a bad thump?

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:24:02 PM   
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We have two primary religions here
1) George Strait
2) Football (even the highschools have STADIUMS, not fields STADIUMS)

There is also a popular spectator sport called "Church"... You must go! You havent lived until youve seen a Pentecostal Orgasmic Seizure LOL


With the exception of George Strait (we have Johnny Cash) Arkansas is the same.  Pentecostal churches are absolutely must see events.  You have to pick the right Pentecostal church though.  They have a lot of different branches.  The best one are the one's operating out of rented spaces in strip malls.  They are formed by the ex-parishoners of another Pentecostal church.  Those people left a big church because they weren't extreme enough for them.  Oh and always stop by a tent revival when you see one.  Really good food that's free, and amazing entertainment  LOL. 

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:24:16 PM   
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No you can have machine guns in Texas. $200 BATF fee and the sherrifs signature. Tommy Thompson supports private ownership of class 3 weapons so hell sign if your clean... Ive got a couple of legal Class 3's


Nice!
Hey, maybe D.A. would be willing to take Kittin out to learn how to shoot.

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:26:56 PM   
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Fifteen minutes with you...

*thump*


That a good thump or a bad thump?



Tu n'as pas entendu le son de l'Amour? Putain de bordel de merde... Ces Texans...

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:29:42 PM   
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Tu n'as pas entendu le son de l'Amour? Putain de bordel de merde... Ces Texans...


J'étais simplement prudent. On doit être doux mais ferme en formant un ponygirl.

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:32:07 PM   
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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:32:33 PM   
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Pentecostal churches are absolutely must see events.  You have to pick the right Pentecostal church though.  They have a lot of different branches.  The best one are the one's operating out of rented spaces in strip malls.  They are formed by the ex-parishoners of another Pentecostal church.  Those people left a big church because they weren't extreme enough for them.  Oh and always stop by a tent revival when you see one.  Really good food that's free, and amazing entertainment  LOL. 


Oh yeah I LOVE the tent revivals when they start "testifying" and confessing shit and being forgived LOL Like some teenage girl will stand up and be like "I performed fellatio on the mail man" and everyone will be telling her they forgive her and love her and shouting amen until someone else jumps up and announces that she let her husband put it in her butt and the process repeats until it works into such a frenzy various people start convulsing! I remember looking over at BrittneyLee during one of these events and whispering "Keep your fucking mouth shut! Not one word Britt, not one God Damn word except AMEN." LOL

Funniest pentecostal event I ever saw the minister made people jump on his back to show how sins weigh ya down ... Motherfucker must have been a hell of a football player he had like 10 of them on him and was still going strong marching back and forth across the stage preaching LOL

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:33:40 PM   
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We have two primary religions here
1) George Strait
2) Football (even the highschools have STADIUMS, not fields STADIUMS)

There is also a popular spectator sport called "Church"... You must go! You havent lived until youve seen a Pentecostal Orgasmic Seizure LOL


With the exception of George Strait (we have Johnny Cash) Arkansas is the same.  Pentecostal churches are absolutely must see events.  You have to pick the right Pentecostal church though.  They have a lot of different branches.  The best one are the one's operating out of rented spaces in strip malls.  They are formed by the ex-parishoners of another Pentecostal church.  Those people left a big church because they weren't extreme enough for them.  Oh and always stop by a tent revival when you see one.  Really good food that's free, and amazing entertainment  LOL. 


LOL, they wearn't extreme enough?
Dam, how extreme do they get?

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:34:26 PM   
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J'étais simplement prudent. On doit être doux mais ferme en formant un ponygirl.




C'est beau. Je ne sais pas quoi dire d'autre. Et c'est rare. Putain. C'est beau.

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:34:38 PM   
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Hey! Get a room you two.


Oh I obtiendra à une salle… une salle, quelques cordes, un satin les yeux bandés, et la lueur de chandelle molle….

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:35:12 PM   
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Pentecostal churches are absolutely must see events.  You have to pick the right Pentecostal church though.  They have a lot of different branches.  The best one are the one's operating out of rented spaces in strip malls.  They are formed by the ex-parishoners of another Pentecostal church.  Those people left a big church because they weren't extreme enough for them.  Oh and always stop by a tent revival when you see one.  Really good food that's free, and amazing entertainment  LOL. 


Oh yeah I LOVE the tent revivals when they start "testifying" and confessing shit and being forgived LOL Like some teenage girl will stand up and be like "I performed fellatio on the mail man" and everyone will be telling her they forgive her and love her and shouting amen until someone else jumps up and announces that she let her husband put it in her butt and the process repeats until it works into such a frenzy various people start convulsing! I remember looking over at BrittneyLee during one of these events and whispering "Keep your fucking mouth shut! Not one word Britt, not one God Damn word except AMEN." LOL

Funniest pentecostal event I ever saw the minister made people jump on his back to show how sins weigh ya down ... Motherfucker must have been a hell of a football player he had like 10 of them on him and was still going strong marching back and forth across the stage preaching LOL



LMFAO!!!

So much for my trip to Branson, Missouri!

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:39:07 PM   
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Hey! Get a room you two.


Oh I obtiendra à une salle… une salle, quelques cordes, un satin les yeux bandés, et la lueur de chandelle molle….



There they go again.
Damn! The only thing I know in French is "French toast" and "French fries."

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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:40:10 PM   
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There they go again.
Damn! The only thing I know in French is "French toast" and "French fries."


Peut-être, mais en français peut-être il y a moins à savoir qu'il y a de comprendre.

Et quand elle sent ma traction sur elle des règnes, la piqûre de ma récolte, le beau ponygirl comprendra certainement…


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RE: Texas questions. - 6/9/2008 8:40:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol...there's something for east texas popeye.  preachers in east texas are like rock stars

I could tell you things about my uncle that would curl your hair...lol

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