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Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 2:52:37 PM   
ghostrider68


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Status: offline 		Hey everyone, I have a question.  I want to perform oral sex on my girlfriend, yet I have never done it before.  I'm slightly nervous as to how I'm going to perform, and if I will do anything for her.  If anyone has any tips, suggestions, or advice for me, that would be greatly appreciated.  I'm not sure if this is where this is supposed to be, but I thought it would be a good place.  Again, thanks for the help.
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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 2:54:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		whip cream and ice cream are great.  try it.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 2:58:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll add warm honey to that too, be prepared to spend a while using your tongue. You will know you have done a good job if your ears are sore and patches of hair are pulled from your head. Experience it and enjoy it.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:00:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good lord no, leave the food out of it the first time.  You're just going to make a mess.  Here is a good article to get you started.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:00:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		...it also helps to have enormous ears.......

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:02:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Good lord no, leave the food out of it the first time.  You're just going to make a mess.  Here is a good article to get you started.

Cali



what Cali said.....keep the food in the kitchen


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:04:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh yeah, no sticky messes, just go with the natural fluids.....  and listen to your girlfriend, I imagine that she will know what she does and doesn't like!

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:05:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Take your cues from her.  Ask her what she likes.  I am sure she will have no issue telling you what feels good, and what doesnt. And if she cant verbalize, her hands and thighs will tell you that youre doing something right...

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:06:41 PM   
Mercnbeth


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Status: offline 		I remember a Penthouse Forum advise column that may help.

Using your tongue trace the letters of the alphabet on the subject; upper and lower case, cursive and block lettering. Repeat, until the subject's alphabet gets stuck on the letter 'O'.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:10:12 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		LMAO Merc!  In my younger days, with some of the less-experienced peeps, more than once I said, "knock off the fucking alphabet because you keep missing some of the letters!".

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:12:20 PM   
Smith117


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Locate the clit.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:15:35 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Be present, go slowly, focus on her reactions. She will let you know what feels good ( hopefully), if not, ask her. Let her know that you are enjoying it too. Make slurpy, appreciative sounds. Also insert a finger and search around at the anterior part of her cunt for that spot that feels a li'l different than the other tissue. Make a kinda "come here" motion with your finger. Pay attention and then pay more attention. You will know when you find it.

Finally, practice, practice, practice. It's a skill well worth cultivating.


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:16:45 PM   
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LMAO Merc!  In my younger days, with some of the less-experienced peeps, more than once I said, "knock off the fucking alphabet because you keep missing some of the letters!".

Cali


Ummm, sounds like you are a grab the ears and 'steer' kinda woman huh?!

I imagine that the alphabet method it doesn't work as well if the student is looking up above the blackboard and trying to keep their place all the time. Next time, if it happens to you, tell them that they have to have it memorized!  


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:18:14 PM   
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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:23:19 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
Ummm, sounds like you are a grab the ears and 'steer' kinda woman huh?!


I don't know WHAT you're talking about!  Uhhhhhh... can I help it if it's so good that I lose all control?  Personally I think that's why thigh cuffs were invented - attach the wrists to the thighs and as long as the attachment ring is on the outside of the leg, the hands can get oh-so-close but you can't grab the ears!

Cali
(ps to CJ:  The "come here" is best done with the two middle fingers.)




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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:25:10 PM   
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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:28:26 PM   
MusicalBoredom


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:33:17 PM   
SugarMyChurro


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Status: offline 		Read this thread:
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=255368
And then try to be more intelligent than the OP in that thread.

When you are done, pull away and do that Fonzarelli double thumbs up thing you do so well. That's a winner!

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:37:34 PM   
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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/16/2008 3:37:34 PM   
GimpinDenial


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Status: offline 		to prevent dry mouth, I suggest using hard candy (have a full bowl near by as well) but minty candy (although stimulating) would be best for another time....

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