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cjan -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 11:51:44 AM)

I've seen a few fugly twats over the years, and, unlike domi, I pass on chewing on meat/piss flaps or roadkill gash . I figure they have been high traffic areas that have been used too hard and have seen too little maintenance. Besides, I have more class and self-esteem than he do [:)]. However, most are quite lovely, varied and even mysteriously mystical portals to a Magic King/Queendom that Disney can't touch.

As for the eau du chat, again, thankfully I have run in to few problems, except for that one time as a teen when my buds made me sleep with my hand wrapped in plastic wrap and duct tape so that they could get their zzzzs. I even like a "potent" pussy so long as it is a matter of potent pheremones rather than yeast or hygiene issues. As the old saying goes, if god didn't mean for us to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made it look so  much like a taco or a bearded clam.



calamitysandra -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 11:54:46 AM)

I like the description given in the movie Das Kleine Arschloch (The Little Asshole). The protagonist has to write an essay on human sexuality, and describes the sexual organs as looking like radioactive vegetables.



kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 11:56:09 AM)

Nothing like the sight of a turnip at the supermarket to reduce me to an uncontrollable state of hilarity [sm=biggrin.gif].



strangedesire -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 12:06:52 PM)

This conversation wouldn't be complete without a reference to LOLClits.  



Lynnxz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 12:09:51 PM)

Lmfao.... dear lord



gman992 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 12:12:00 PM)

I read a novel where the woman had sharp fangs in her vee-jay-jay....suffice to say, a lot of men never returned from dates with her.



Lucylastic -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 12:13:28 PM)

THUDDDDDDD

yep just fell off my chair,
screeching snorting and about to do something realchildish
save me from the  manic minges, eeeeeeeeeeeek
Lucy
StrangeDesire you could have warned me, lmao



Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 2:50:53 PM)

[sm=pullit.gif]     I've been wondering about this emoticon.


quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Nothing like the sight of a turnip at the supermarket to reduce me to an uncontrollable state of hilarity [sm=biggrin.gif].



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 2:55:15 PM)

There's a movie out about that now. and I won't be seeing it, the idea of teeth in the pussy is just to ridiculous even for me.
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ORIGINAL: gman992

I read a novel where the woman had sharp fangs in her vee-jay-jay....suffice to say, a lot of men never returned from dates with her.



kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 2:56:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

[sm=pullit.gif]     I've been wondering about this emoticon.


quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Nothing like the sight of a turnip at the supermarket to reduce me to an uncontrollable state of hilarity [sm=biggrin.gif].



Bwouahahahahahahahaha [sm=rofl.gif] .



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:00:09 PM)

What in the hell is up with these two vagina's and why the hell are they gaping wide open it appears? And in the last picture are those like vital organs we're seeing or something?

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/vagina-will-eat-my-family/

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/shocked-and-appalled/



MasterVirago -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:03:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

What in the hell is up with these two vagina's and why the hell are they gaping wide open it appears? And in the last picture are those like vital organs we're seeing or something?

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/vagina-will-eat-my-family/

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/shocked-and-appalled/



The second one is being held open some, but still, she's been fisted one time too many.
The first one? I can only imagine that that's very soon after child birth. If not, Lord help her ruined pussy.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:25:04 PM)

Dear god, this one actually does look kind of like a hamburger, but then you see little tiny goose pimples in the flesh.

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/i-can-has-cheezburger/



Lynnxz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:26:01 PM)

I'm pretty sure they added the veggies and seeds. [:D]

(I hope)



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:28:43 PM)

LOL, a lot of them were photoshopped, but yeah lets hope her vagina wasn't growing veggies and seeds:))
quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

I'm pretty sure they added the veggies and seeds. [:D]

(I hope)




Marc2b -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:31:15 PM)

quote:

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/vagina-will-eat-my-family/

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/shocked-and-appalled/


[:'(]

I take it back.  I have now seen some truly ugly twat (though to be fair to myself I was thinking in terms of live vaginas earlier, like I said, I've guess I've been lucky).   

I have this dreaded suspicion that the family eating vagina is going to give me nightmares tonight.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:31:24 PM)

this has got to be one of my favorite sayings.

http://www.lolclits.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/uselesswings.jpg



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:32:51 PM)

It was really horrid yeah! And of course I in my sadistic sense of humor will be showing it to Daddy tonight after work:))
quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/vagina-will-eat-my-family/

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/shocked-and-appalled/


[:'(]

I take it back.  I have now seen some truly ugly twat (though to be fair to myself I was thinking in terms of live vaginas earlier, like I said, I've guess I've been lucky).   

I have this dreaded suspicion that the family eating vagina is going to give me nightmares tonight.



thornhappy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:51:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Nothing like the sight of a turnip at the supermarket to reduce me to an uncontrollable state of hilarity [sm=biggrin.gif].

"....we found a [hysterical giggling] turnip [more giggling] that looks...like a thingy!!"

bonus point who identify the source of the quote!



Marc2b -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 4:02:02 PM)

quote:

Dear god, this one actually does look kind of like a hamburger, but then you see little tiny goose pimples in the flesh.

http://www.lolclits.com/2008/11/i-can-has-cheezburger/


Here is why I don't eat at Arby's

(damnit!  now you got me doing it!)



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