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cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 12:17:46 PM)
Hello Officer Tibbits. What's that? No, I haven't seen any snipers running loose.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 12:27:55 PM)
Can you give me directions to the Michael Vick Champion Dog Fighting Arena?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 1:01:24 PM)
That bite mark that I just put on your penis is my ticket out of here. For an additional $1000 I won't tell your wife.

Musicmystery -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 2:15:52 PM)
You can't get me on nothing! [Cop talk for "Write me a ticket."]

BKSir -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 2:59:18 PM)
Officer: "License and Registration please." Me: "These are not the droids you're looking for." ALSO Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Me: "Nope, I disconnected the speedometer last month."

darchChylde -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 3:10:03 PM)
Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.

Musicmystery -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 3:33:55 PM)
quote: Officer: "License and Registration please." Me: "These are not the droids you're looking for." [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

PyrotheClown -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 6:02:22 PM)
I know what your thinking officer, why am I naked and covered in blood, well all I can say is that pcp is a hella of a drug....

Termyn8or -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 7:22:39 PM)
WILL YOUSE PEOPLE STOP ALREADY ! ! ! ! Do you realize how much trouble I can get into in this thread ? And my fingers are really itching. T

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 7:47:31 PM)
Did you hear about the scientific study that proved conclusively that men who carry big guns and have big muscles almost always have little weenies?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 7:50:31 PM)
Chief Wiggums called, he's threatening to come out of retirement unless you lose 50 pounds.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 7:53:14 PM)
I didn't steal this car. I left them an IOU so technically I only borrowed it.

Aanakaris -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 9:09:14 PM)
As they approach your car, just begin singing loudly, "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you. Bad boys bad boys..."

CNYsubbie -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/13/2009 9:40:37 PM)
"What's the disqualifying IQ level for your position?"

SteelofUtah -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/14/2009 6:30:44 AM)
Hey how come is it that when you goys are on cops the Camera Guy with the extra 100 pound camera can run faster than you? Steel

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/14/2009 8:41:22 AM)
Trick or Treat was six months ago, You can take off the costume now and I'll show you three ways to use a baton you never dreamed of.

mnottertail -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/14/2009 9:14:13 AM)
What the fuck is wrong with you? You ain't got no more ambition in life than to be a cop?

SteelofUtah -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/14/2009 9:52:03 AM)
So, Out of Curiosity are you wearing a bullet proof cup? Steel

ElectraGlide -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/14/2009 9:58:41 AM)
How did you become a cop, they must have lowered the height requirement.

GreedyTop -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/14/2009 10:01:14 AM)
Couldn't make it as a school crossing guard, I see....

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