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Hillwilliam -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/21/2009 12:38:57 PM)
I wasnt speeding, I was qualifying in the same vein I wasnt tailgating, I was drafting

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 8:50:55 AM)
Proof of Insurance? We don't need no stinkin Insurance. This car is only worth $500.

GreedyTop -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 8:57:11 AM)
dude.. that uniform seriously makes your ass look big....oh wait.. you're ALL ass. Carry on.

mnottertail -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 9:00:17 AM)
jesus christ!!!! you have some rancid breath on you.... have you been copping?

daintydimples -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 9:03:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop dude.. that uniform seriously makes your ass look big....oh wait.. you're ALL ass. Carry on. OMG !! ROFL !! Thank you, I needed a good laugh !!

Leiren -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 12:59:02 PM)
When a cop orders you out of the car and barks "Assume the position", never say 'You go first'!

beargonewild -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 1:00:22 PM)
Never throw a donut down the road and tell the cop to fetch!

slutslave4u -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 1:05:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Apocalypso I pay your wages. That makes you my little bitch. Now this was actually said to me when I was a cop.....to which my reply was simply " Well while we are speaking of that I need a damn raise, and here's your change" while handing them a nickel.......and yes, within the hour I was called into the Chief's office on that one but it was worth it, and even he got a kick out of it after he chewed me out for it!

Rhodes85 -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/25/2009 11:57:40 PM)
say that to a cop and the next thing you'll be saying is '....so screw you I says to the cop and the next thing I remember is a loud crack and this biker guy trying to get my pants off' true story actually...but lets not going there

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/28/2009 1:11:24 PM)
I can't help it if the printer ran low on ink. I didn't notice it until it had printed out about $10,000 and as you well know, it is against the law to destroy money. So what was I supposed to do?

Grofast -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (8/28/2009 5:42:49 PM)
Officer i believe any problem can be solved by the propper applictation and use of high explosives( inresponce to the question about 4 cases of dynomite in back of truck)

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/3/2009 8:49:28 AM)
Yes, I did see the Dateline NBC Van around the corner, and NO, the Hanna Montana shirt she was wearing on her profile did not tip me off. How was I to know she stuffed her bra? Do you think I'm a genius or something?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/8/2009 8:38:22 AM)
Drive off while tearing the ticket up, and throw it out the window. Do this about 5 times for which you will then receive 5 tickets for littering. Never tell him you were using your brother's drivers license who refused to loan you money even though he's rich.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/11/2009 12:30:55 PM)
Geeze, I'm sorry man, I didn't know motorcycle cops were out after midnight. I thought I was doing the city a favor by pouring my used motor oil out on the street. I noticed they do that every few years anyway.

philosophy -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/12/2009 12:34:24 AM)
Not usually a fan of Sarah Silverman but there was an ace line of hers on this subject..... COP (leaning into car window and talking to Sarah): Do you know why I'm standing here? SARAH (all innocent and suchlike): Because you got all 'C's at college?

Grofast -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/12/2009 5:13:44 AM)
Yes that was my beer im pissed caused you made me spill it while you were pulling me over, yes thats a roach in the ashtry why do you want to hit it or something

Lordmanannan -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/12/2009 7:55:01 PM)
Speed on a street with pedestrians nearby. Let the officer pull you over. Act completely calm and respectful until he comes back with your license. Then snatch it away from him quickly and yell loudly enough for everyone to hear, "I will NOT give you head to get out of a ticket!" Then drive off before he can react.

Rhodes85 -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/14/2009 10:26:45 PM)
'hey I know you! you're on the payrole for.... <insert local mafia family or hells angel chapter here>' [:D] say that to a cop in vancouver and you're probably right lol

mastercaleb -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/15/2009 6:32:06 AM)
cop:boy,i've been waiting for you all day man:well officer,i got here as fast as i could!!

MagiksSlave -> RE: NEVER say this to a cop (9/16/2009 9:05:38 PM)
"What ever you do dont look in my trunk" Magik

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