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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 2:17:40 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish that I had a new sofa.


Granted. I hope you're not allergic to cat hair. You new sofa is made out of all the cat hair I scrape off my own  furniture every day.

I wish I was in bed right now.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 2:44:37 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I was in bed right now


Granted. However you must share your bed with a 672 pound, sweaty man named Walter.


I wish that I wouldn't be feeling so down today

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 3:38:58 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish i could find a pair of jeans that fit me correctly

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 3:57:04 PM   
Gauge


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i wish i could find a pair of jeans that fit me correctly


Granted. Jean Gerome and Jean Feldman are contortionists, they will fit anyone.


I wish that I could think up more things to wish for

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 4:31:20 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 4:32:31 PM   
MontaukDaisies


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Status: offline 		Granted.. you can think of all the wishes imaginable (and then some) .. but none will ever be fulfilled.

I wish I were with Sean Connery RIGHT NOW!!!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 4:38:21 PM   
FullCircle


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I wish I had powers to read peoples dirty thoughts.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 4:46:31 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had powers to read peoples dirty thoughts


Granted. Sadly you hear everyone's dirty thoughts all the time at once and you go completely rug munching looney.


I wish that someone would cook me dinner

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 5:09:50 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish i could find my keys

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 5:44:02 PM   
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I wish the Burger King were here.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 5:51:19 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: BreakingGlass


I wish the Burger King were here.



Granted. You now have to wear that silly paper crown.


I wish that my female cat would stop howling because she is in heat and I can't afford at this time to get her "fixed". My male cat who is fixed also wishes she would stop jumping his lazy ass.

How can that be solved?


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 8:24:28 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish i had a teleporter like on star trek

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 8:31:08 PM   
Evanesce


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I wish I could stop locking myself out of my house.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 9:23:41 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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I wish my laptop buttons would work correctly.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 9:24:27 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could stop locking myself out of my house


Granted. However you now lock yourself into other people's houses.


I wish that it wasnt foggy out tonight

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 9:26:46 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my laptop buttons would work correctly


Granted. No one really can read Hieroglyphics anymore though.

I wish that it wasnt foggy out tonight


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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/14/2006 11:46:09 PM   
Thanatosian


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I wish I had a maid to clean my house

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 12:12:36 AM   
champagnewishes


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ORIGINAL: Thanatosian

I wish I had a maid to clean my house


Granted....Mr. Clean is catching a ride with the Tidy Bowl Man so don't flus......oops too late...they just went down the toilet.

I wish I had more energy.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 3:02:48 AM   
FullCircle


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I wish I wasn’t contactable, tracked or monitored by all the modern day electrical equipment that exists.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 5:35:15 AM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Granted...they don't need those fancy do-gads up in the deeper areas of West Virginia...don't need plumbing or shoes either, but damn your cousin looks hot tonight.

I wish I could communicate clearer to those I love.

C


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