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BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 8:32:28 AM)
Granted, and Ron Jeremy is quite impressed you have such a robust interest in him. I wish my laundry would wash itself.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 8:39:36 AM)
Granted! Unfortunately, it all goes in one load together, lots of bleach, high heat, tumbled extra dry. Have fun shopping! I wish my kitchen wasn't so far from my laptop (10 feet... lol) Yours, benji

Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 9:11:14 AM)
Granted. Have fun scraping all that plastic off the oven walls. I wish Master didn't have to go back to work this afternoon.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 9:53:44 AM)
Granted. Now he sits on the sofa all day watching soap operas while you work 3 jobs to support everyone. I wish I had a cabin on the mountain.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 9:59:10 AM)
Mmmmmm... came back after a day of skiing, now a nice hot rum toddy in front of a roaring fire.... ahhhh... life is good... Unfortunately, the smoke is kinda not going out, because the chimney is kinda blocked with snow from the avalanche which just kinda buried the house... I wish I knew some magic tricks. Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 10:16:29 AM)
quote: I wish I knew some magic tricks Granted. You learn how to make oxygen disappear and it works. You have about 3 or 4 minutes left to live. Hope you are happy. I wish that I could get my neighbor's kids to stop screaming.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 11:04:54 AM)
Granted, DNA test shows that he is your kid now he lives with you screaming all the time. I wish I had a cowboy to ride.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 11:10:52 AM)
Granted! Mocha, meet Bubba, the gaptoothed, inbred, sweaty-wifebeater wearing owner of this ranch.... Ride away! I wish my bank didn't hate me.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 11:14:35 AM)
Granted, they love you so much they want to keep your money safe even from you so you cant even access your cash. I wish I had another cup of coffee.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 11:22:17 AM)
Granted. In about 5 seconds, it will magicly appear 10 feet above your head! I wish my printer were not out of ink. Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 1:22:26 PM)
quote: I wish my printer were not out of ink Granted. A giant squid appears on top of your printer and spews ink all over it. I wish that cauliflower was eliminated from the world.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 1:50:49 PM)
Granted. No mre cauliflower. No more vegetables at all. No more sunlight! We're all in the Matrix, enjoying life, and you get to go around in your hovercraft eating slime and looking for the One. I wish I had a deep fryer big enough for that giant squid. Yours, benji

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 3:13:32 PM)
Granted. You now owe waitrose aproximately £17,0000,0000 for olive oil. I wish c didn't have a sushi fixation ]v[

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 3:19:58 PM)
Granted - you are now a cute little Koala bear eating only succulent eucalyptus leaves found only in a few remote areas of the world I wish only for one good night of sleep

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 3:30:59 PM)
Granted only one good night of sleep it is for you ever. (That was just too easy) I wish my favourite pair of shoes would never wear out.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 3:34:25 PM)
Granted....but you have lost both feet in a tragic blimp accident thus having no need to wear shoes anymore I wish I could fly like Superman

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 3:57:48 PM)
Granted.... Until your tights get caught in a tree and you get wedgied to death. I wish I had a good book to read. Yours, benji

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 4:03:57 PM)
Granted, it’s the bible and you only up to the part where the lights come on. I wish I never got ill.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 4:51:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle I wish I never got ill. Granted...you now have the elusive gene that enables you to never become ill in any way shape or form, so you are delegated to take care of all the other people who become ill...forever. I wish I didn't have to run My A/C in April in Arizona!

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 5:00:54 PM)
Granted. Now it runs in Alaska, but you're still in Arizona. I wish I could zone out at work and think I'm lying on a beach somewhere instead, and not get fired for it. Yours, benji

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