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wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 2:17:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish that I had a new sofa.


Granted. I hope you're not allergic to cat hair. You new sofa is made out of all the cat hair I scrape off my own  furniture every day.

I wish I was in bed right now.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 2:44:37 PM)

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I wish I was in bed right now


Granted. However you must share your bed with a 672 pound, sweaty man named Walter.


I wish that I wouldn't be feeling so down today



MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 3:38:58 PM)

Granted, here is your choice of a few different ladders, take a pick.

i wish i could find a pair of jeans that fit me correctly



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 3:57:04 PM)

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i wish i could find a pair of jeans that fit me correctly


Granted. Jean Gerome and Jean Feldman are contortionists, they will fit anyone.


I wish that I could think up more things to wish for



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 4:31:20 PM)

damnit.. foiled again



MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 4:32:31 PM)

Granted.. you can think of all the wishes imaginable (and then some) .. but none will ever be fulfilled.

I wish I were with Sean Connery RIGHT NOW!!!



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 4:38:21 PM)

Granted, you are with him delivering milk back in the old days when he was only a milk man.

I wish I had powers to read peoples dirty thoughts.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 4:46:31 PM)

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I wish I had powers to read peoples dirty thoughts


Granted. Sadly you hear everyone's dirty thoughts all the time at once and you go completely rug munching looney.


I wish that someone would cook me dinner



MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 5:09:50 PM)

Granted, the other prisoners who are on KP duty are more than happy to help.

i wish i could find my keys



BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 5:44:02 PM)

Granted, all the keys from all the cans of Spam you could ever hope for.

I wish the Burger King were here.



wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 5:51:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BreakingGlass


I wish the Burger King were here.



Granted. You now have to wear that silly paper crown.


I wish that my female cat would stop howling because she is in heat and I can't afford at this time to get her "fixed". My male cat who is fixed also wishes she would stop jumping his lazy ass.

How can that be solved?



MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 8:24:28 PM)

Let her get laid!

i wish i had a teleporter like on star trek



Evanesce -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 8:31:08 PM)

Granted, but you misjudged the settings and are now trapped behind the glass in the bat display at the zoo, it's closed, and you have no communicator.
 
I wish I could stop locking myself out of my house.



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 9:23:41 PM)

Granted.  Now you're locked in your house... with Tribbles.

I wish my laptop buttons would work correctly.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 9:24:27 PM)

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I wish I could stop locking myself out of my house


Granted. However you now lock yourself into other people's houses.


I wish that it wasnt foggy out tonight



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 9:26:46 PM)

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I wish my laptop buttons would work correctly


Granted. No one really can read Hieroglyphics anymore though.

I wish that it wasnt foggy out tonight



Thanatosian -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/14/2006 11:46:09 PM)

Granted - it is now a blizzard outside

I wish I had a maid to clean my house



champagnewishes -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 12:12:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Thanatosian

I wish I had a maid to clean my house


Granted....Mr. Clean is catching a ride with the Tidy Bowl Man so don't flus......oops too late...they just went down the toilet.

I wish I had more energy.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 3:02:48 AM)

Granted a nuclear power plant has been installed next to your house and you are first in line for the extra juice produced.

I wish I wasn’t contactable, tracked or monitored by all the modern day electrical equipment that exists.



CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 5:35:15 AM)

Granted...they don't need those fancy do-gads up in the deeper areas of West Virginia...don't need plumbing or shoes either, but damn your cousin looks hot tonight.

I wish I could communicate clearer to those I love.

C



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