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enthralled -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 5:09:07 PM)
Granted . . . you dont have to because of a bizarre weather shift and the temp there now stays in the -10 range. I wish I had green eyes

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 5:17:41 PM)
Granted - you are now a cabana boy.....and you can only lie on the beach on your break....the rest of the time you are at the beck and call of all the digusting arrogant tourists I wish the weather was always pleasant where ever I am.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 5:49:40 PM)
Granted, I hope you enjoy being sealed in a 4 x 4 foot cell. I wish that I was worlds greatest mountain climber.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 7:29:14 PM)
quote: I wish that I was worlds greatest mountain climber. Granted. You however are not savvy enough to check out if the mountains you climb are vocanically active. The first one you climb explodes and you are hip deep in molten lava. I wish that we all could just get along on this world

DesertRat -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 7:40:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that we all could just get along on this world You got it. But now everyone is so happy and mellow, there's nothing to write kickass blues or heartrending love songs about. And nothing to get punked out over. Art and bohemianism take a major hit. I wish I made alot more money.

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 7:40:54 PM)
Granted, Now Milton Bradley is sueing you for copyright infringement on Monopoly money. I wish that I had another picture of Margarita. Edited to answer the correct wish.

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 8:02:36 PM)
granted http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita (it's all in the spelling [;)] ) i wish my laptop had a CD burner

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 8:06:16 PM)
Granted! Turns out that USB furnace isn't exactly the fastest in copying though. I wish my apartment would clean itself up. Yours, benji

rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 8:30:09 PM)
GRANTED - All cleaned.....but you got thrown out with the trash as well! (forgive me i couldnt help that one benji) If wish I could solve the mystery of the lost socks.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 12:42:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rivenmoon If wish I could solve the mystery of the lost socks. Granted...you have just realized you shouldn't push that button on your washing machine labeled "eat 1/2 of socks". However, it is now much harder to match the pairs because you have lost the button which was labeled "turn remaining socks gray". I wish I could figure out why My lamp won't work. (Yes, I changed the bulb and it is plugged in!)

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 6:41:11 AM)
Granted but now you cant figure out how to turn it off. I wish my car could wash itself.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 11:29:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MochaMistress I wish my car could wash itself. Granted...you now live in a South American Rain Forest and the constant downpour keeps your car in sparkling condition. Unfortunately, there are no roads, so you cannot drive it anywhere. I wish I didn't have to do errands today.

Mistrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 11:53:45 AM)
Granted, now your email is overflowing and the bill collectors are banging on your doors and your phone is ringing off the hook and the kids are starving and the house reeks because your laundry is piled to the ceiling, not to mention all your garbage. I wish I had the PERFECT body.

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 1:58:13 PM)
Granted. maybe next you should wish for a second freezer to keep your food in too. I wish the weekend hadn't just ended J

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 4:21:23 PM)
quote: I wish the weekend hadn't just ended Granted. It is now Friday. Your boss has told you that there is an important customer that needs assistance and that you must work all weekend long 14 hours every day. I hope you enjoy your weekend. I wish that I could have x-ray vision

Quivver -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 4:44:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that I could have x-ray vision Granted......... On Monday nights between 9 and Midnight at your Friendly Neighborhood WalMart.... I wish I could be an Advisor to the President.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 4:55:10 PM)
quote: I wish I could be an Advisor to the President Granted. I can't corrupt this wish any more than it already is. OK... I'll try... The President realizes that you are much, much, much smarter than he is and decides to have you sealed away in an abandoned missle silo in Nevada I wish that I had a penthouse in New York city

MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 6:07:53 PM)
Granted, unfortunately its in a condemned building. I wish that I had the perfect submissive.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 11:11:25 PM)
quote: I wish that I had the perfect submissive Granted. Awwwww... look at the cute little puppy. I wish that I could not feel so tired all the time

CERCKL -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/17/2006 11:33:29 PM)
quote: I wish that I could not feel so tired all the time Granted, you're now disconnected from the internet. Sweet dreams... I wish that I could state what I want to express to lotus without always overwhelming her... C

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