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FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 6:57:01 AM)
YWIMC but they hate the new touchy feely you and accuse you of being too nice. I wish my computer spoke to me like KIT in Knight Rider.

BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 7:07:21 AM)
Granted, but all it does is nag you to clean your house. I wish my weekends were longer.

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 7:22:42 AM)
YWIMC you are now unemployed and poor you go to bed at 2am and get up at 1pm. You look forward to the one time a week you get out of the house to sign on. I wish I didn’t put things off I needed to get done until the last minute.

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 8:09:45 AM)
Done, you now have nothing at all to because you're tied up 24/7/365 i wish i could get rid of my headach

champagnewishes -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 8:12:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyCaptainsPet i wish i could get rid of my headach Granted...s'cuse me while i go clean my guillotine. I wish money grew on trees.

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 9:35:39 AM)
Granted, but the money only grow on the branches that hang over your neighbor's yard. i wish i could dance a strip tease

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 10:30:33 AM)
quote: i wish i could dance a strip tease Granted, but you dance in front of Congress and Congress frowns on nudity and you are hauled off to prison. I wish that everyone would be on time for things

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 1:07:09 PM)
Granted, you now have 100 parking tickets. I wish I was born in the age of flying cars.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 1:14:49 PM)
Granted. Remember, all cars fly, unfortunately only in one direction. I'll send you some flowers in the hospital though! I wish I could type faster without typos... Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 6:57:51 PM)
quote: I wish I could type faster without typos... Granted. And they said Latin was a dead language. I wish that I didn't have to go anywhere tomorrow

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 7:44:08 PM)
Granted, but you're stuck home with a bad case of the stomach flu i wish the weekends were longer.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 7:50:54 PM)
quote: i wish the weekends were longer Granted. It is always Sunday now and you are forced to watch religious programming night and day. I wish I owned my own tropical island with the finances to support the type of life I would like

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 8:07:57 PM)
I really like your mansion! Just a shame the water plane lands so far away.... Wanna run for it, or make a stand against the cannibals in your house? I wish excel were not so mind meltingly complicated! Yours, benji

bondageman69 -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 8:51:12 PM)
I wish I had a slave

murmur -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 8:54:47 PM)
Granted, but she has AIDS. I wish i could see through the walls.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 8:58:21 PM)
(Ignoring bondageman69 who obviously doesn't get it) Granted.....but now you must master the fine art of ledger books and graph paper I wish could win a big jackpot in the Powerball Lottery

gooddogbenji -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 9:04:38 PM)
Granted. Now you have a very grumpy and confused Jack on your hands, and when he gets out of that pot you have him in...... I wish I didn't have this addictive personality, and could leave this forum and do real work. (See excel wish of mine) Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/15/2006 11:10:44 PM)
quote: I wish I didn't have this addictive personality, and could leave this forum and do real work. Granted. You become addicted to work and ignore everything else in your life. You pick up a great fondness for alcohol and begin binge drinking. You lose everything but your computer and a pair of socks. Well? What are you waiting for? Get to work! I wish that I wouldn't have to talk to my ex wife again.

rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 3:18:42 AM)
GRANTED! Dead man walking I wish that politicans keep their promises

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/16/2006 4:11:38 AM)
Granted, now we have no one to be angry at, laugh about or blame for things but ourselves. As I am a generous genie (proven by online personality test) I will also grant murmur’s wish so that now she bumps into the walls she does not see in front of her. I wish I had a photographic memory so that I could store porn images in it.

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