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unownedredhead -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 11:48:50 AM)

Granted,  but now you have to wear leather pants for me and wiggle your butt on the dance floor.

I wish I could make the same money I make here all the over in bumfu*k  Minnisota and still have time to ride a horse, play with  my dog, and do nice things for my Dom and oh yeah get him to help with my my heavy combat practice.  grins and kissess



knees2you -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 11:50:45 AM)

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I wish it was summer, friday and (as fonzi said), 1955 (or some year like it in my life) forever.


Yes but then You would be like Bill Murry
in Ground hog day, waking up and
doing the same thing over, and over.

I Wish my cat could speak English?

Always, Ant[;)]



RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 12:04:13 PM)

Gra... actually thats a waste of a wish. Your cat can speak English, but choses not to, though he's fine using it in your absence, usually ordering things with your credit card

I wish I had a cat
J



mugwump -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 12:07:39 PM)

*poof* you have a cat but bestiality laws are harsh in your state and it's curtains for you m'lady...

i wish i didn't have mad professor hair



knees2you -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 12:09:54 PM)

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I wish I had a cat
 
Yes but if you had a cat it would probablly
be a mountain lion, and You did not
Specify what kind... Happy eating. for the Cat that is!
MMMM {Wicked grin}
 
I wish I had A Mistress with all the Human Body parts of both sides!
 
Always, Ant[;)]



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 12:24:07 PM)

Granted, you Mistress now has a penis sticking out of her forehead.

I wish I was not addicted to the television.



mnottertail -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 1:22:25 PM)

Look at my profile photo, you now have my hairline and I yours.  'nuff said there.

I wish that I could think of something to really wish for.

Ron



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 1:28:34 PM)

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I wish I was not addicted to the television.


Granted, you are addicted to billboards instead.

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 I wish that I could think of something to really wish for. 


Granted. Now what exactly are you going to do with 27 gay, oriental dwarfs all named Earl?

I wish I knew how to fix my own car.



mugwump -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 2:21:27 PM)

granted - but the lessons in auto mechanics were pricey and you had to sell your car to pay for them.
bummer.

i wish my dogs didn't always get really bad wind when we have company.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 2:58:37 PM)

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i wish my dogs didn't always get really bad wind when we have company


Granted. Now they shit in the living room.


I wish that I could speak a few foreign languages fluently



bandit25 -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 3:05:54 PM)

Granted.  Now you have laryngitis...permanently.

I wish I could eat a pound of black licorice without getting sick.



Youresomine -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 3:13:39 PM)

Granted...then all your teeth decay and crumble away.

I wish my house cleaned itself.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 4:38:09 PM)

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I wish my house cleaned itself


Granted... but before you get all excited, your home is sucked in to a deep space vortex and is never seen again.


I wish that my eyes wouldn't dry out when I was reading



MochaMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 6:29:28 PM)

Granted, but its really hard to read with all those tears.
 
I wish for some hot kinky sex.



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 7:06:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress
 
I wish for some hot kinky sex.


Granted, but it also gets cold at night in Death Valley....

I wish I did not have allergies...



BreakingGlass -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 7:37:06 PM)

Fine, fine, granted, but we'll see how you come crawling back for the joys of post-nasal drip.

I wish the drive-thru would get my order right for a change.



rivenmoon -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 7:56:39 PM)

Granted - only if you stop placing orders at the backdoor of the local bdsm shop cause they really dont have a drive-thru

I wish my car keys will come to me when called.............




MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 7:57:02 PM)

Granted, but they forget to put the order in the bag and instead hand it to the car ahead of you - and ask you to chase said car to the next red light for your dinner!

I wish I could get a solid spanking tonight to help me sleep.



MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 7:57:21 PM)

Granted, here are your 3 big macs, 2 super size fries, 6 apple pies and a large DIET coke.. 

i wish my cell phone would magically recharge itself



Cloudz -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/19/2006 8:48:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL:

i wish my cell phone would magically recharge itself


Granted but those electromagnetic waves that affected your memory, making it diffucult to remember to charge your cell phone have increased to the point that although your phone will always ring...you have forgotten how to answer it.

I wish I was independantly wealthy



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