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Daddysredhead -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/9/2007 4:40:19 PM)

Granted.  However, the only thing you can heal are split ends.

I wish I had a mansion, fully-furnished, of course.



pinkkeith -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 8:22:39 AM)

Yes, fully furnished with broken furniture. Wish again! :)

I wish someone would come along and give me a hug.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 9:10:13 AM)

Granted, but getting the orangutan to go away afterwards is rather difficult.

I wish my apartment building allowed pets.



pinkkeith -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 9:13:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

I wish my apartment building allowed pets.


Your wish is my command, but you are only allowed to have an orangutan!

Sigh, how I wish I would find my true love. [:)]



mirkala -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 10:51:11 AM)

mirkala wishes being somebody here and have friends.



Fitznicely -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 11:28:39 AM)

Mirkala: It'll happen. patience, padawan [:D]

I wish i didn't have to pee every time my bare feet hit cold tile.

And I wish my kitchen didn't have a tiled floor.



pinkkeith -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 11:30:56 AM)

Granted, you know have dirt floors. Enjoy!

I wish that there was world peace.



Fitznicely -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 11:34:41 AM)

*Cocks pistol, aims at Bush*   Granted!

I wish my kids could cook their own dinner



katzschen -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 2:23:31 PM)

Granted. From now on you will eat mud pies and booger sandwiches.
 
I wish I had a never-ending cup of sweet iced tea.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 9:15:44 PM)

Granted but it will forever taste faintly of soap. [;)]

I wish I had some chocolate cake.



katzschen -> RE: Make a wish.. (1/10/2007 9:33:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Granted but it will forever taste faintly of soap. [;)]

I wish I had some chocolate cake.


Hahahaha. =^-^=

Granted... but it too will taste faintly of soap.

I wish I had a bigger bathtub and more hot water.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 1:28:32 PM)

Granted but it’s so high you can’t get in it.

I wish I was more organised and unable to loose things I need.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 2:58:32 PM)

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I wish I was more organised and unable to loose things I need.


Granted. You not only cannot lose things you need, you cannot lose things you do not need either leaving a massive pile of things you must sift through to get to what you need.

I wish I could live in a warm climate where the temperature is a constant 73 degrees Fahrenheit.



cjenny -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:01:58 PM)

Granted! You now have a lovely villa overlooking the third circle of Hell. (You never mentioned location... so this was the best I could do)

I wish.. I wish I had someone to tell me exactly where & how to begin getting my house ready to put on the market.



beargonewild -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:12:30 PM)

Granted. The Donald and Rosie will be over later to offer their assistance, though they'll taping this for their new reality show.

I wish I was the sexiest male supermodel.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:15:34 PM)

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I wish I was the sexiest male supermodel.


Granted. It is a shame that you were born with a rare flesh eating disease and have no penis.

I wish that I could write a wish that no one could corrupt.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:31:48 PM)

Granted... too bad it's in a language no one else can understand eh?

I wish all mosquitoes were dead.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:35:00 PM)

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I wish all mosquitoes were dead.


Granted, but the population of bed-bugs has quadrupled and they are migrating to your city.

I wish that I didn't have to wash my car... ever.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:38:33 PM)

Granted! Your car got stolen and sold for spare parts. Your bank account is empty, and for some reason your credit is in the negative. You'll never have to wash your car, 'cause you'll never be able to afford another one.

I wish the itchy bites on my legs would go away.



beargonewild -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:41:23 PM)

Granted. A miracle salve has been applied but it also ate away all the flesh and your legs had to be amputated.

I wish I won the lottery.



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