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Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 3:41:48 PM)

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I wish the itchy bites on my legs would go away.


Granted, but the mosquitos are back now and hungrier than ever!


I wish I had a never ending supply of orange flavored seltzer.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 5:02:34 PM)

Granted you now how an endless supply of the new orange flavoured Alka-Seltzer.

I wish my friends always acted consistently towards me and didn’t feel the desire to turn on me from time to time.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 5:20:41 PM)

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I wish my friends always acted consistently towards me and didn’t feel the desire to turn on me from time to time.


Granted. They are consistent. Now you turn on them.

I wish that I had several million dollars that would not land me in jail, trouble with the IRS, government, mafia, drug cartels, big or small business, ex-wife, lucky mugger etc. I want it so it cannot be taken away UNLESS I spend it.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/17/2007 5:37:27 PM)

Granted you win the lottery when you are ninety eight. Sadly the shock of it leads to a heart attack and sudden death. Luckily you hadn’t changed your will though and your ex-wife is provided for.

Granted you had several million dollars but you invested in the ‘I corporation’ which makes internet related devices. The ‘I corporation’ spent you money on R&D into ways of transferring odours across the internet. Sadly this did not take off in any big way, shape or form.

I wish I could find something in life worth working towards like I used to have. A dream or ambition to fullfill.



Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/18/2007 5:05:14 PM)

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I wish I could find something in life worth working toward like I used to have. A dream or ambition to fulfill.


Granted. You now have a weekly appearance on the Jerry Springer show as a homosexual transvestite that has a fetish for telephone poles and is two-timing your lover.

I wish that I could wish the perfect woman for me into existence.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/18/2007 5:31:08 PM)

Granted but why did you wish for the wicked witch of the west ??

I wish I had a newer motorcycle



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/18/2007 5:31:45 PM)

I wish I would get some sex tonite[:(]



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/18/2007 5:40:10 PM)

granted but why did YOU wish for Pee Wee Herman ????

I wish I had a newer model  motorcycle



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:23:44 PM)

Granted you now have a newer model motorcycle. All you have to do is cut the plastic bits out from the frame, glue them all together and buy paint pot numbers 101, 208, 209, 287, 305, 265.

I want to paint my front room in paint number 209 but the tiny tins mean that I would have to buy a million of them. How can I avoid this and get my front room the colour I have always wanted i.e. Navy Grey? Navy Grey, that has to be an oxymoron for sure.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:28:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FullCircle



I want to paint my front room in paint number 209 but the tiny tins mean that I would have to buy a million of them. How can I avoid this and get my front room the colour I have always wanted i.e. Navy Grey? Navy Grey, that has to be an oxymoron for sure.


Granted; you have been drafted, and are now on a submarine that is entirely Navy Gray. And, there is a big leak.......


I wish I could win a vacation to Italy.





LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:30:34 PM)

Granted, but you never made it out of customs because of a big bust for blackmarket artwork.
 
I wish I wasn't headed for nightshift this week.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:39:34 PM)

Granted; but you find yourself having to address the UN conference about world peace......wearing a nightshift.

I wish I could fly.



DragonNphoenix -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:46:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa

I wish I could fly.


Granted..... but you made your wings out of wax, flew to close to the sun, melting said wax and land on Golden Gate Bridge, promptly getting run over by a Mac truck.
 
I wish that the school year did not end... summers are hard with 3 teenagers...
 
1st girl Phoenix



darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:49:17 PM)

school continues, and you now have your kids in class with you



DragonNphoenix -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:51:57 PM)

So.... what is your wish Darch??
 
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LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:53:33 PM)

You forgot to make your wish, dear.
 
I wish I wasn't so impatient for My Grand UM's visit.



darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 1:54:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I wish I wasn't so impatient for My Grand UM's visit.


you have infinite patience, and will now need it as you'll not see those grand UM's until they graduate college

Lady you know what it is... I wish i could let go of my fears... damn, caught out!!!



LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 2:03:30 PM)

Granted.  You now have no fear, and begin a life as a stunt double, leaping off tall buildings, being burned in firey scenes for movies, and other reckless behavior that brings you a life mingling with the stars in Hollywood.
 
I wish faith was a little stronger in some people.



dragone -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 2:04:28 PM)

Granted; your fears are forever vanished; now you can do anything and everything you ever wanted to do, without worry, and impunity of any law whatsoever.

Warning, the superman cape you bought at halloween does not give you the ability to fly.



darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 2:05:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I wish faith was a little stronger in some people.


voila, some people you've never met and who will never connect with your life in any way have a little stonger faith than they had before; the osmonds are happier than ever

i wish i were in seattle



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