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LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 2:12:16 PM)
Granted, because, unless I'm mistaken, a piece of you is already there. I wish I knew for sure that I had the weekend off to attend Sultan's Harem.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 6:49:45 PM)
Granted! You are now in the 1500's and are a lowly serving girl in the Sultan's Harem. I wish my dog wasn't such a finicky eater.

LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/20/2007 8:43:45 PM)
Granted. Now he'll eat anything you like, unfortunately, his stomach still rejects it all. I wish I would have remembered to buy another set of channel locks.

DragonNphoenix -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 12:48:47 AM)
Granted.. the only problem is that you got the wrong size and every store in the world is out of the size that you need. I wish I could get my new tattoo this weekend 1st girl Phoenix

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 12:52:30 AM)
Your wish has been granted but you fall asleep and wake up with a tattoo of Barney over your entire back lol ** I wish I had some coffee right now!

DragonNphoenix -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 2:22:52 AM)
Your wish is granted... but the only coffee in the world right now is 'DE-CAFF'!!! I wish I could go to sleep 1st girl Phoenix

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 4:22:34 AM)
Your wish is granted but you wake up with me in bed[8D] ** I wish I didn't have to go to work today[&:]

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 6:36:52 AM)
Granted! You no longer have to work because all employers left your area. I wish I didn't have to be up so early.

darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 8:19:08 AM)
voila!!! granted, you now have no responsibilites, no friends, no families, no reason to go to work or to do anything else i wish i could go out without being hassled by women, even happens in a gay bar LoL

moose -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 8:23:56 AM)
Granted, women will no longer hassle you anywhere. Unfortunately, men have now taken over this role. I wish I could own a vehicle that would never break down and did not require road tax.

SirRober -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 8:29:40 AM)
Granted. now you have a fear of all modes of transportation so you have to walk/run everywhere. I wish that my immediate blood family coud be less rude.

darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 8:45:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirRober I wish that my immediate blood family coud be less rude. granted, welcome to the Osmond family, do you want to be a little bit country or a little bit rock-n-roll i wish Ma'am would let me have a service submissive (ROFLMAO)

gwendolyn -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 9:33:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: SirRober I wish that my immediate blood family coud be less rude. granted, welcome to the Osmond family, do you want to be a little bit country or a little bit rock-n-roll i wish Ma'am would let me have a service submissive (ROFLMAO) Granted, but now she leaves you locked in a crate all day. I wish my coworkers weren't so stupid.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 10:36:21 AM)
Granted... you are now so stupid, they appear as geniuses. I wish my pooch would stop sleeping on my feet - she's too heavy!!! [&:]

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 10:55:36 AM)
Granted: your pooch starts to sleep on your face[:)] ** I wish I had a millon dollars

darchChylde -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:21:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 ** I wish I had a millon dollars granted, but unfortunately after taxes, this only makes a small dent in your 6 million dollar debt i wish i could make any woman orgasm with a highly specific form of telekinesis

LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:24:12 AM)
Granted, but you come to find the talent is not gender specific, and now horny men won't leave you alone. I wish I had a planned better use of My vacation time from work.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:31:20 AM)
Granted! Too bad God just laughed at your plans eh? How's the flooding coming? I wish my muscles weren't aching.

LadyPact -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:33:40 AM)
Granted, however the wild sex and play that caused them to feel that way no longer exists either. I wish I would have come up with a better comment for that.

SirRober -> RE: Make a wish.. (6/21/2007 11:35:20 AM)
Granted. now you are being watched by a mod. I wish to be a mafia drug king

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