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nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 9:59:58 PM)
Granted, but you only get them from 23:59 pm 12-31-07 to 00:00 1-1-08. Make the most of the time you have. I wish that I was a good swimmer and looked great in a bikini.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 10:03:11 PM)
Granted, but as you start to swim out into the ocean you are surrounded by jelly fish and get stung all over your exposed skin. I wish that I was 5'8" tall and built.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 11:21:46 PM)
Granted; you are built as the new line of sex surrogate androids. You are 5'8" and have optional interchangeable male and female genitalia. I wish that there was an economical and environmentally safe source of fuel that was available in each country.

Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/31/2007 6:58:55 AM)
Granted, and it is called Soylent Green.... I wish I had a fully equiped dungeon.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/31/2007 8:12:59 AM)
Granted, but you can only use it for one hour each week. I wish I knew what I wanted to do with life.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/31/2007 8:22:43 AM)
Granted, but now you realize all you want to do is sit in front of a computer and eat cheese puffs. I wish I had a slave to do all my chores for me

Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/31/2007 8:25:09 AM)
Granted, but the he goes all Sparticus and you have to kill a few hundred slaves to make a point. I wish I had the power to read minds.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/31/2007 8:26:33 AM)
Granted but the slave is only able to complete half of a task before moving to the next. I wish I was married and the mother of 4.

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 2:40:45 AM)
Granted, but weird music plays every time your husband enters the room, all his clothing smells like brimstone, and all your kids have "666" birthmarks. I wish I was going someplace exotic for vacation.

MadameMarque -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 3:00:52 AM)
Granted: You've been booked in the weirdest circle of hell we could find, Madame. The view is very...exotic. I wish I had a Jrocker on a leash. "In heaven and on earth, there is only one of me." - Miyavi, translated from one of his tattoos

Darias -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 3:07:44 AM)
Granted ... dinner has been abolished in favour of a once a day generic meal called feeding time imposed on us by the aliens who took over after world peace kicked in . it consists of gruel and left over cathair jewelry I wish i hadnt wasted my life perfecting my computer nerd persona

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 8:46:12 AM)
Wish Granted but you have to start wearing a pocket pen protector ;) I wish i didnt just waste my life on endless jurneys that never lead anywhere and wish i travled more ross.g

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 2:43:23 PM)
wish is granted but you end up in the middle of the desert with no water. ** I wish I had something fun to do tonite[&:]

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 2:53:15 PM)
granted but you have to do somthing fun with me ;) i wish there was not so many confrontations in a surten room on CollarMe why cant we all get along ?

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/4/2007 3:05:14 PM)
Granted the room no longer has any doors. I wish I could easily download all the Java games from my phone so that when I get a new phone I can upload them. I don’t want to download any tools such as Flexeditor or PST bla bla. I just want one button that says transfer to PC is that too much to ask?

Darias -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 4:32:50 AM)
granted but the button is only available after spending 6 ours reconfiguring your phone according to options no one knows i wish my last GF would lose my phone number already

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 6:35:36 AM)
I wish my kids would behave.[&:]

came4U -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 6:36:57 AM)
I wish the world was flat,..I'd push some people OFF. sigh

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 7:06:35 AM)
wish is granted but you fall down in the pit with all the others you pushed off[;)] ** I wish I had a car

Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 9:44:28 AM)
Granted, you win a tricked out Porsche, but can't pay the taxes. I wish I were a better driver.

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