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ShyMistress -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/25/2007 1:02:04 AM)

Granted! Only you find yourself caught in one of those crazy schools that are featured in anime movies and one of your professors is actually a sex-crazed demon. [8D]

I wish I could go to that school [:D]



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/25/2007 1:17:56 PM)

I wish I didn't have to live with my ex[:(]



Tarisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/25/2007 1:28:00 PM)

~ twirls my magic wand around ~ not the one Ron gave me ..grinz.. zaps  Krissi and she doesnt have to live with her ex

I wish...there was a super pocket rocket 10000000000000000000000000000 hehe



dovie -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/26/2007 10:25:57 AM)

your wish is granted but it never turns off and burns a hole in your ****

i wish there was an interactive Grammar program that i could interface with.



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/26/2007 10:30:34 AM)

granted........bubba & earls suthern grammar.com  awaits you........

i wish i didnt have to go back to work on monday....



MiladyElaine -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/26/2007 11:13:43 AM)

Yeah well you'll have to chase down your puppy who took it under the couch to chew on.

I wish I'd meet the slave of My dreams!



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/26/2007 11:14:51 AM)

granted, but to find her, you end up in a coma

i wish i had a car



cautiousiasub -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/26/2007 2:01:05 PM)

Granted, but the first time you drive it, the engine bursts into flames leaving you stranded on an old country road. It will cost more to fix than it's worth. The only person who stops to help you is a big guy with a chainsaw and hockey mask.

I wish there was more to do in my town.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/27/2007 12:09:06 AM)

Granted; your entire town has been conscripted for slave labor. You never have a moment with nothing to do now.


I wish I had a whole town full of slaves working for me.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/27/2007 7:06:37 AM)

Granted but they are zombie slaves with their favourite meal being nyrisa brain pie. You’ll be fine as long as you keep them under control with that cattle prod thingeymajig.

I wish the person beneath me had good health for the rest of their natural life. (Ta da.)



GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/27/2007 7:53:20 AM)

granted...but now IM doomed to die tommorow...heh

I wish someone could keep me alive a bit longer...i havent lived all my fantasies yet



slavedb -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/27/2007 8:25:51 AM)

Granted but now all your fantasies are meaningless to you

I wish I could be a better slave



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/27/2007 8:53:53 AM)

Granted you are now a hard drive.

I wish the alphabet began with E and ended with U.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/27/2007 9:10:27 AM)

Granted, but now the only grade you can ever get is "F".

I wish I could be given legal immunity to all traffic laws.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/28/2007 9:28:29 AM)

Granted you are now one of those crazy suicidal wild animals that leap out at you when you drive down country lanes.

I wish I worked part time but got paid as if I worked full time.



Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/29/2007 8:06:05 PM)

Granted, but now you are President Dubya.

I wish I could see the future.



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 7:36:57 AM)

I wish i wish apone a flying star that by the end of this year i may be collared
;)
 
please let my wish come true :)
 
ross.g



Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 8:17:47 PM)

Aww, ross honey, you should have read the first post.

Evil fairy godmother grants you your wish, but when climbing trees your collar gets caught on a branch, leading to an untimly demise.  This is why I invest in the fancy detatchable collars for my pets, lol.

Care to corrupt mine?



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 8:37:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Urcreatrix



I wish I could see the future.




Granted; you see the winning Lotto numbers, but are stricken with dyslexia and buy tickets with 9 where the 6 should have been.


I wish Prez Bush would have an attack of Tourette's Syndrome on his next televised speech.



cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (7/30/2007 9:24:54 PM)

 
Granted, but you hear about it in the car and crash because you are laughing so hard.
 
I wish to have my Dom and my sub both before the year is over.



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