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lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 12:35:24 PM)

granted but you end up driving a get away car in a bank robery and now go to prison for 30 years
 
 
i wish i had a plane of my own




cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 8:45:19 PM)

Granted, but you can only fly in circles over the airport.
 
I wish that someone I really like wanted to get married and was able to have kids...




Kalyrra -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 8:59:09 PM)

Granted but they want to get married and have kids with someone else.

I wish my roommate would stop letting her pervy brother borrow her car (and apartment) keys





nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/5/2007 9:57:26 PM)

Granted; now she lets him borrow YOUR car, and move into your apartment with you.


I wish I could fast forward all the difficult sections of life.




sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/6/2007 7:31:24 AM)

Granted, but you may miss on that one tiny, special moment or person that may briefly appear within the vastness of your difficulties.


I wish that I could move my soul from this damaged body into a new one.




cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/6/2007 9:09:55 AM)

Granted, but the new body also has its problems, your legs are paralyzed.
 
I wish that I could heal two of my very best friends that are sick, it hurts me to see them suffering.




lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/6/2007 11:44:59 AM)

granted you friend are now heeled but you have to take there pain in your now can you do this ?
 
i wish that i could heel the world from war
 
ross.g




sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/6/2007 8:20:14 PM)

Granted, but now you must collect, recycle, and/or dispose of used and unused armaments so that future warmongers can't find them AND you must convert or dismantle the factories that made them.


I wish that I could snap my fingers and end the various droughts around the planet.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/6/2007 8:49:46 PM)

Granted, but now the world is nothing but water.

I wish that I could finally go to sleep and return to my normal, non giggly self.




lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 8:00:21 AM)

granted but can you handle all there heath problem in you rbody ?
 
i wish i had a lover for a year then could trade up for a older i mean newer modle
 
ross.g




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 11:49:00 AM)

Granted, but the "newer" model is male.

I wish i could find some coffee in this house!!!




Urcreatrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 11:53:58 AM)

Granted, but it is only coffee ice cream.

I wish I could find antonio banderas tied to my bed.




cautiousiasub -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 1:27:50 PM)

Granted, but the cops found him first...they're waiting there to arrest you for kidnapping and false imprisonment.

I wish I had a car with working air conditioning.




caught4u -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 1:34:27 PM)

Granted, but your radiator has a hole.

I wish all my bills were paid forever.





JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 4:23:25 PM)

your wish is granted but you find yourself working 90 hours a week to keep them paid forever.

** i wish an orgasm lasting much longer.[&:]




sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 7:05:51 PM)

Granted, but realize that you'll keep wanting longer and longer orgasms until you reach the point that every second of your life is orgasmic, and the other things in your life are left to fend for themselves.


I wish that... (turning on compassionate gene)... people would be more understanding and helpful to those with hidden challenges... (turns off compassionate gene).




earthycouple -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/7/2007 8:21:05 PM)

granted but now you are an overly sappy do gooder that loves everyone regardless.

I wish my dog had better breath




Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/8/2007 12:18:17 AM)

Granted! Your dog now has better breath than you do... too bad your breath makes corpses wince.

I wish Hollywood produced better and original movies.





sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/8/2007 6:04:04 PM)

Granted, but you end up killing the nascent independent film producers, directors, actors, and crew who, without any paying gigs to do, resort to overthrowing banana republics leading to a new round of international tensions.

I wish that, on occasion, Florida would receive enough snow for snowmobiling or X-country skiing.




nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/8/2007 9:17:26 PM)

Granted, but it is the first sign of the next advancing Ice Age, and that means even more Yankees are going to be immigrating down here. *sighs*

I wish I'd already had great plastic surgery, and was wildly pleased with my new looks.




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