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mnottertail -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:40:17 AM)
granted. it is now wonderbread. I wish I could go home and get things done around the house. Ron

LadyJenarius -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:49:21 AM)
*Granted welcome home to your empty house start filling it up.* *I wish trolls would learn to read profiles (REALLY wishful thinking there I know)*

Mistrix -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:52:42 AM)
Granted now they are a -coming on to you....(slurp) I wish I had a penis for a day.

kittensmailbox -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 8:57:32 AM)
Hey i want Mistrix's wish too, but for different reasons i am sure...

TeeGO -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 9:55:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mistrix I wish I had a penis for a day. But now it's locked in a chastity device and your Mistress is in a foul mood and your sent to spend the day cleaning out the garage. I wish I could teleport anywhere on the planet anytime I wanted.

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 10:58:42 AM)
granted. you do know how to avoid splinching right? I wish I had musical talent J

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:09:30 AM)
Granted. Not just everyone can belch and fart their "ABC's" at the same time. Congratulations. I wish I was a little bit taller. (Yeah, we're going Skeelo for this).

RubberWitch -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:11:24 AM)
Granted, you're also a baller, have a girl who looks good, but the rabbit in the hat with a bat is giving you funny looks I wish I DJd more J

FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 11:15:18 AM)
Yes but you’ll go deaf due to loud music a lot quicker than most. I wish I had a tank so that I could crush my enemies.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 12:13:45 PM)
quote: I wish I had a tank so that I could crush my enemies Granted. However George W. Bush learns of your weapon of mass destruction and declares war on you I wish I wouldn't have to do my laundry

MontaukDaisies -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 12:38:42 PM)
oops.. y'all replied too fast

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 12:58:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish I wouldn't have to do my laundry Granted...you are now wearing paper underwear, and it scratches like hell. I wish telemarketers would stop calling Me.

swtnsparkling -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:03:06 PM)
quote: I wish I wouldn't have to do my laundry Granted the Ex set it all on fire I wish my best friend never moved away Drats! I was to slow

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:04:07 PM)
quote: I wish telemarketers would stop calling Me Granted, but those collection agencies are relentless I wish that my band would get some gigs

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:05:12 PM)
quote: I wish my best friend never moved away Granted. You moved instead I wish that my band would get some gigs

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:20:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish that my band would get some gigs Granted. Your band has all the wedding gigs you can handle. You're doomed to play "Proud Mary" for the rest of your life. I wish my cats would stop using my body as a trampouline.

Gauge -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:44:38 PM)
quote: I wish my cats would stop using my body as a trampouline Granted. They now think of you as their soft and cuddly litter box I wish it wasn't going to rain today

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 1:51:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I wish it wasn't going to rain today Granted. You've just moved from Antarctica to the driest desert on earth. You'll most likely never see rain again in your life. I wish I could actually get something accomplished other than playing this very fun game.

BitaTruble -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 2:03:53 PM)
quote: I wish I could actually get something accomplished other than playing this very fun game. Granted, but sorry to hear about the death of your computer. You should be able to earn the money for a new computer in no time flat since you'll have plenty of free time on your hands. I wish Himself liked Crispy duck so I could make it for dinner tonight.

wytchywoman -> RE: Make a wish.. (4/13/2006 2:15:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Granted, but sorry to hear about the death of your computer. You should be able to earn the money for a new computer in no time flat since you'll have plenty of free time on your hands. I wish Himself liked Crispy duck so I could make it for dinner tonight. Granted. Himself now likes crispy duck so much that he fried his own tail feathers. You have to clean up the mess and air out the house. I wish I could get decent food ordered in without having to move besides picking up the phone. I don't like to cook for one person and my owner is two hours away.

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