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Carrianna -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/31/2007 4:06:51 PM)

Granted!  The rug is never pulled from under your feet again, but you miss the fun of the fall. *wink*

I wish there was a male sub at my feet to give me a fantasic pedicure just for tonight, then he can go before dawn.  (To much walking today)



sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/31/2007 7:52:53 PM)

Granted. Your sub boy does a fantastic job with your pedicure. However, dawn never arrives and he stays with you forever.

I wish that all of my friends' wishes for this evening would come true.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/31/2007 7:56:28 PM)

Granted......but you are really surprised to find that one of them wishes you were a buxom blonde cheerleader nympho........


I wish I had enough money to do all the things that interest me.



sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/1/2007 7:47:01 AM)

Granted. However, since this wish is based upon your interests as of right now, the amount of cash you receive is equal only to the current wish list. Once you've fulfilled your interests, the cash stops flowing, leaving you back in this situation when you develop new interests.

I wish that hadn't thrown away all my old contacts' info all those years ago.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/1/2007 12:50:24 PM)

Granted! You have all your old contacts' info, but they are now all dead.

I wish I had a painslut handy to smack and tease and poke at and do all sort of nasty stuff to.



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/1/2007 1:58:56 PM)

Granted, but you suddenly find yourself a pacifist with a weak stomach, and get horribly sick at the sight of any sort of violence or roughness, and your pain slut leaves you for your accountant.


I wish I had an endless list of interests, so if I ever get enough money to enjoy them all, I never run out.



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/1/2007 3:32:22 PM)

Granted but you only ever get enough money to enjoy one. As is life.

I wish knew why people used those dodgy fold up reading glasses available in various retail outlets. Don’t they know that there is never a one size fits all approach to eye care?



murmur -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/1/2007 4:24:31 PM)

Granted. As you now understand the concept, it fascinates you and you now possess an absolut intense fetish for those glasses and cant seem to stop wanting to have more and more and more of them...

I wish i had some more weeks of freedom before school starts...



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/1/2007 4:51:24 PM)

your wish is granted..you are in jail.

* i wish tonite would last FOREVER...hot damn i'm happy again!!!!!![;)]



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 7:35:21 AM)

Granted! You die and go to Hell to spend a hot dark night with the Devil, forever! Congrats

I wish I had all of my loans paid off.



sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 9:28:30 AM)

Granted. All your loans are paid off, but as a condition of that, you can never again apply for another one.

I wish that pets were more self-sufficient on those days I feel like staying in bed.



GhitaAmati -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 9:59:01 AM)

granted, they can now do everything for themselves....for alot cheaper...the begin taking over the world...

I wish we could live on booze and sex....



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 11:41:54 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati
I wish we could live on booze and sex....



Granted! But now, everyone in the world is a college freshman frat boy.


I wish I could see fireworks, "blazing lightning flashes of ecstasy, supernovas of brilliant glory, fiery suns born and dying in a collision of erotic universes", during orgasm like those romance heroines always do.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 12:58:12 PM)

your wish is granted but you catch on fire

** i wish i didn't have to watch anymore Spongebob[&:] and there was something really good on tv



FullCircle -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 1:06:27 PM)

Granted but now you have to rub him up and down your naked flesh as you shower.

I wish I wasn’t tired



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 1:16:37 PM)

your wish is granted but you get insomnia and stay awake for weeks...

** i wish i didn't have to eat chicken again tonite[&:]



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 3:07:00 PM)

Granted. Due to a freak mutation due to radioactive chicken feed, the chickens turn cannibal and eat YOU.


I wish I could have the things that I order online, instantly.



Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 3:11:34 PM)

Granted! But those things you ordered are coming at you so fast, they go right through you and you bleed to death.

I wish my next door neighbour was as horny and kinky as I am... and available!



nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 3:14:40 PM)

Granted; but it turns out that he is a nasty, skanky, toothless, stinky pervert who only bought the place because the back yard has plenty of room to bury the bodies.


I wish I had a brand new motorcycle.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (9/2/2007 5:40:12 PM)

your wish is granted but you sold your soul to get it..


* i wish my house was quiet tonite!



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