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nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/25/2007 4:28:49 PM)
Granted; there are now many things that you are totally not a wuss about. Unfortunately, they are not things that you really wanted to do, anyway. Your desire to be the most stoic man getting a Brazilian wax is probably quite low. I wish global warming would be solved.

velvetears -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/25/2007 7:12:52 PM)
Granted - global warming is stopped and we go into an ice age and all have to live in igloos and eat raw fish i wish i could be a kid again and enjoy all the things i used to be able to do, as well as beat up all the bullies lol

nyrisa -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/25/2007 7:16:33 PM)
Granted! You are now 90 years old, and you squish your mashed potatoes with your fingers, and throw peas at your caregivers, and you get to wear diapers, and you are practically a Ninja with your cane, so all the tough guys roll their wheelchairs backwards when they see you coming. I wish a handsome man with a fetish for doing yard work would devote himself to me.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/26/2007 12:09:35 PM)
your wish is granted but he doesn't do a very good job[&:] ** I wish tonite will last forever!!!!!!!![:)]

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/26/2007 1:53:20 PM)
Granted. You have a wonderful evening that never ends. However, you will never get to know the better days and nights that are yet ahead and will miss out on many great things. I wish that the potency between each tablet of a generic drug was more consistent.

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/27/2007 5:26:10 AM)
Granted! The potency is consistently lacking. I wish that my job interview was over and that I had the job.

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/27/2007 5:45:39 AM)
Granted. You've wowed them during the interview and have landed that dream job. However, that's all you do; no time for anything outside the job. You become the job. I wish that I had the skill to program a Roomba to also do the laundry.

Rule -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/28/2007 9:23:46 AM)
Granted. The Roomba launders all clothing in the house. However, the Roomba also launders everything else inside the house, including your books and bank notes, as well as the clothes and money of total strangers. You and the Roomba end up in jail for it has laundered criminal money. I had my second lesson in sword fighting this afternoon. My coordination has improved. But I am quickly exhausted and at the end of the lesson fatigued. Tomorrow is my third and final lesson in preparation for a short act at a wedding next Friday. I wish that my stamina would improve.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/28/2007 2:34:23 PM)
your wish is granted but you lose interest in what you are doing... ** i wish i had something to do tonite[&:]

Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/28/2007 2:55:07 PM)
Granted you are a nightshift worker on the London Tube system walking the track length and hammering widgets back into the track that have fallen out. I wish the working week was two days long and the weekend was five days long.

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/28/2007 4:57:59 PM)
Granted But you work in a nursing home 48 hours a week and have to change dirty dipars on old men ;) i wish i had a billion dollars and a 100 homes and 1 wonderfull Owner ;)

Mikal -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/28/2007 8:41:14 PM)
Granted! But your billion dollars is in Mozambique Meticals (1 billion meticals = 39,000 dollars). Your 100 houses are .5 square feet and made out of matchsticks. As for your wonderful Owner... he's wonderful all right... wonders at all the pretty colours in the world, all the sparkly bits of stuff in the air illuminated by sunbeams, and the marvelous but indeciferable sounds coming out of your mouth. I wish 'cruel and unusual punishment' wasn't considered a criminal offense.

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/29/2007 6:39:26 AM)
Granted, "cruel and unusual punishment" is no longer a consideration, however, as you're one an expert in such activities, your services are in high demand which affords you no time to spend with your friends and family. I wish that modern day laptops didn't get so warm to the touch.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/29/2007 6:42:26 AM)
Granted but now it is just the opposite, they get freezingly cold, you have to wear special gloves when using it. I wish that it would stop raining so that I don't have to mow again this summer

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/29/2007 8:35:36 AM)
your wish is granted but it never rains again and you dry up like a prune lol ** i wish i didn't have to go to Trenton to pick up my computer today[&:] on a car ride w/ my ex

sappatoti -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/29/2007 11:27:16 AM)
Granted, you don't have to go, but your ex is giving another person's computer by mistake leaving yours still in the hands of who knows? I wish that I had many clones of myself to complete all that I'm supposed to do today.

earthycouple -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/29/2007 11:30:05 AM)
granted but each clone is tapping the ass of your preferred and they are all better than you. I wish I had a certain male here to do my bidding.

MistressDaisy73 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/29/2007 12:00:58 PM)
Granted but he mumbles inane things all the time, irritiating your dear sweet self. I wish...... I do really wish, that wishes came true in a good way. :(

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/31/2007 4:15:05 AM)
your wish is granted...but so many wish for some strange things ...you are so freaked out. **i wish for love.[:)]

Raechard -> RE: Make a wish.. (8/31/2007 4:01:36 PM)
Granted everyone loves you but you don’t like any of them. I wish the carpet wasn’t pulled from under my feet ever again.

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